"I suppose this is goodbye."
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Tags:sport, sports, baseball, baseballs, baseball team, baseball teams, baseball player, baseball players, catching, catcher, catchers, outfielder, outfielders, missed, missing, mistake, mistakes, incompetent, incompetence, incompetents, out-of-practice, out of shape, out-of-shape, spring training, practice, practice, practicing, practising, training
"The Mercedes handles beautifully, but I miss the rapport I had with my Chevy."
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"Miss you, too."
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"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."
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"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."
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A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.
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"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."
"No flag pin!"
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"Charlie won't be here. He's drinking from home today."
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"Daddy promises he'll be there the next time you kick butt, honey."
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"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."
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"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
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"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."
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"I assume that he's taken a snow day."
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"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."
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"Damn—we just missed him."
"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"
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"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"
"I think what I miss most is robbing people."
"While we've got the chance, Dad, we'd like to thank you for these little glimpses of you we've had through the years!"
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"He had a magician!"
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Adult Absence Notes.
"I have a system."
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