"I've just found out what happened to the Hendersons."
"There you are!"
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"Let's update our will and go on vacation."
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, travels, traveling, last will and testament, vacation planning, risk, risks, risky, danger, dangerous, travel safety, boredom, bored, relationship rut, relationship ruts, marriage, married, married life, long term relationships, long term relationship, random thoughts, random conversations, discontent, discontented, murder, murdered, murdering, missing person, missing persons, disappear
"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"
"Have you tried looking in the ocean?"
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"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"
Missing Sock Poster
"It's your captors. They want to know where you are."
"You really think this will work?"
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"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"
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"Let's face it, Joe Bob, bounty hunting isn't what it used to be."
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"Have you seen this bug? It's going around."
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"We found him sir. He's been living on Venus under a false identity."
"Howard! I thought you'd run off with another woman!"
Tags:hammock, hammocks, married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, adultery, infidelity, unfaithful, unfaithfulness, missing person, missing persons, missing people, wife, wives, neglect, negligent, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, gardener, gardeners, garden chore, garden chores, yard work, yardwork
"Time after time it's the same thing: you hear a knock—you open the door—and nobody's there!"
Man standing on a desert island; a missing person poster featuring his face is posted on the tree behind him
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"We have to be missing twenty-four hours before I consider us lost."
Tags:lost, get lost, getting lost, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, missing, missing person, missing persons, refusing to ask for directions, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, man, husband, husbands, deflect, deflects, deflecting, refusing to admit, refusal to admit, driving directions, refuse to ask, refusing to ask, stereotypical, male, males, car, cars, road trip, road trips, map, maps, satnav, satnavs, sat-nav, sat-navs, satellite navigation, satellite navigation system, satellite navigation systems
Missing my hair.
Tags:missing poster, missing posters, missing person, missing persons, missing persons poster, missing persons posters, hair, hair loss, lossing hairbaldness, balding, bald, male pattern baldness, aging, getting old, middle age problems, middle age issues, hairstyles, grooming, beauty standards, beauty
"There you are!"