"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."
"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."
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"Hold on-I think you got my toast."
"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."
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"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
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"You knew I was straight when you married me."
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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
"Of course, I'd love to, Geoff. If only that chair weren't so flimsy."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."
"Don't look now, but I believe your snake is strangling that dog."
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"Now, if you'll just sign right here, Mr. Hark, you'll make the biggest mistake of your life!"
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"That one looks like a falling engine."
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"Look, I'm quite sure you're mistaken—I never forget a spouse."
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"I thought I saw you by the lake this morning, but it was a stick."
"You're thinking of Zeus—he throws the lightning bolts."
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"That's funny. For some reason, I always thought of him as a liberal."
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The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll And Mister Softee
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"Chaucer on lyne thrie."
"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him-yet somehow I did not realize that he was a cow."
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"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."
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"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."
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Shakespeare In The Dark
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Tags:tomb, tombs, vampire, vampires, victorian, victorians, historical, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, legend, legends, london, grave, graves, grave robber, grave robbers, language, word play, word-play, play on words, wrong, mistake, mistaken, bummer, gothic, slang, slangs, modern slang, modern life
"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."
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