"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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lemur, lemurs, primate, primates, primatologist, primatologists, primatology, lemming, lemmings, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, accident, accidents, suicidal, regret, regrets, regretting, warning, warnings, warn, warns, madagascar, soundalike, soundalikes, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, identity crisis"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."
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priest, priests, minister, ministers, vicar, vicars, marry, marries, marrying, wedding, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, bible, bible reading, bible readings, biblical, bible story, bible stories, parable, parables, wrong book, wrong books, book, books, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, accident, accidents, accidental, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, faux pas"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."
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dry ice, dryice, mood, moods, creating a mood, atmosphere, creating atmosphere, couple, couples, love, romance, romantic, romantics, misconceive, misconception, misconceptions, misjudge, misjudged, misjudging, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, making an effort, going all out, heavy handed, heavy handedness, heavy-handed, overkill, date, dates"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
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measles, childhood illness, childhood illnesses, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, irresponsible, irresponsibility, mislead, misleading, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, anti vaxxer, anti vaxxers, anti-vaxxer, anti-vaxxers, the anti-vaxxer movements, misinformed, misinformation, superstitious, superstition, superstitions, mistakes, mistake, mistaken, immune, immunisation, immunisations, mmr, mmr vaccine, mmr vaccines, idiots, idiot, idiocy, bad decision, bad decisions, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories"You knew I was straight when you married me."
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marriages, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, gay men, gay man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtqa, lgbtqa+, break up, break-up, breaking up, breaking-up, split up, splitting up, split-up, divorce, divorcing, disagree, disagreement, argue, argument, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, excuse, excuses"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
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noah's ark, noahs ark, bible story, bible stories, line, lines, queue, queues, on line, in line, two by two, long line, long lines, wait, waits, waiting, genesis, book of genesis, wrong line, wrong lines, accident, accidents, great flood, flood, floods, flooding, mistake, mistakes, mistaken"Of course, I'd love to, Geoff. If only that chair weren't so flimsy."
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married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, romance, romantic, love, loving, pillow, intimate, intimates, critic, everyone's a critic, notes, note, noting, review, reviews, improve, improvement, improvements, critique, critiqued, critiquing, critiques, criticise, criticism, criticisms, critical, cross examine, cross-examined, compatibility, communication, good communication, communication skills, experiment, experimenting, experimental, inventive, faux pas, slip up, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, accident, spicing, spicing it up, chair, chairs, risky, risk, can't risk it, won't risk it, flimsy"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, fetch, playing fetch, dog walk, dog walks, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, walkies, look alike, look a like, mistaken identity, embarrass, embarrassing"Don't look now, but I believe your snake is strangling that dog."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, snake, snakes, snake owner, snake owners, pet snake, walking the dog, dog walking, walkies, leash, leashes, strangle, strangling, confused, mistaken, mistake, mistakes, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, suburbs, suburbia, strange, weird, unusual"Now, if you'll just sign right here, Mr. Hark, you'll make the biggest mistake of your life!"
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contract, contracts, signing a contract, signing contracts, contract signing, pressure, pressuring, pressurising, pressurizing, mistake, mistaken, making a mistake, the small print, small print, read the small print, exploit, exploitation, taking advantage, take advantage, manipulation, manipulate, biggest mistake of you life, legal document, legal documents, legal documentation, signature, signature, legally bound, legally binding, legally binding contract, legally binding contracts, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, vulnerable, vulnerability, vulnerable person, vulnerable people"That one looks like a falling engine."
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cloud, clouds, cloud watching, cloud watcher, cloud watchers, kid, kids, child, game, games, childhood game, childhood games, kids games, kids game, kids' game, kids' games, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, jet, jets, plane, planes, air travel, plane crash, plane crashes, engine, engines, plane engine, plane engines, shadow, shadows, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, deadly mistake, deadly mistakes"Look, I'm quite sure you're mistaken—I never forget a spouse."
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, introductions, forget, forgetful, forgotten, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, mistaken identity, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, ex, exes, divorcee, divorcees, serial divorcee, serial divorcees, multiple marriages, modern life"I thought I saw you by the lake this morning, but it was a stick."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, mistaken, mistaken identity, nature, stick, sticks, bad eyesight, embarrassing"You're thinking of Zeus—he throws the lightning bolts."
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god, gods, greek god, greek gods, ancient greeks, the ancient greeks, greek mythology, mythology, pagan belief, pagan beliefs, pagan, pagans, zeuz, god of lightning, lightning god, shovel, shovels, throwing dirt, mistake, mistaken, celebrity, celebrities, look alike, look alikes, look-alike, look-alikes, mount olympus, god of thunder, thunder god"That's funny. For some reason, I always thought of him as a liberal."
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christmas, christmas time, father christmas, santa, santa claus, santa's sleigh, santa sleigh, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, right wing, right wing ideology, right wing politics, mistaken, misjudge, misjudging, misjudgement, misjudgements, republican, republicans, anti-communism, anti-communist, anti communism, anti communist, un, united nations, political ideas, political slogan, political slogans, nationalism, isolationism, make america great again, donald trump, trump supporter, trump supportersThe Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll And Mister Softee
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jekyl, jekyll, hyde, jekyll and hyde, dr jekyll, dr. jekyll, mister hyde, mr hyde, mr. hyde, strange, strange case, literature, literary, gothic, lab, laboratory, lab work, experiment, experiments, experimental, science, sciences, scientific, hazard, hazardous, gone wrong, wrong, incorrect, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, robert louis stevenson, ice cream, ice creams, ice-cream, ice-creams"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him-yet somehow I did not realize that he was a cow."
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shakespeare, theatre, theater, stage, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, play, plays, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, yorrick, yorick, skull, skulls, alas poor yorick, hamlet"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, religion, religions, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, entering heaven, defender, defenders, defender of the faith, faith, title, titles, empty title, empty titles, wrong, incorrect, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, error, errors, rejected, rejection, king henry viii, catherine of aragon, pope leo x, church of england, christianity, anglican, royal title, royal titles, british, english"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."
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farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, dairy, dairy farmer, dairy farming, cow head, cow-head, strange, strange image, surreal, nervous, frighten, frightening, animal, animals, milk, milking, milker, milk pail, vegan, vegans, veganism, rural, country side, countryside, solution, solutions, innovative, innovation, tactless, scary, scared, spook, spooked, bull, bulls, heifer, heifers, mistake, mistakes, mistakenShakespeare In The Dark
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shakespeare, theatre, theater, stage, stages, stage show, stageshow, on stage, onstage, dark, in the dark, performing, performance, central, central park, summer, summertime, summer time, summer-time, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, bumble, bumbles, bumbling, lost, fumble, fumbling, play, plays, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels"Ooh! Bummer!"
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tomb, tombs, vampire, vampires, victorian, victorians, historical, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, legend, legends, london, grave, graves, grave robber, grave robbers, language, word play, word-play, play on words, wrong, mistake, mistaken, bummer, gothic, slang, slangs, modern slang, modern life"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."
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bird, birds, birdsong, bird song, morning chorus, the morning chorus, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, country holiday, country holidays, country vacation, country vacations, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, misinterpret, misinterpretation, giant bird, giant birds, relax, relaxation, back to nature, the countryside, countryside