"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."
"Me? I'm not in a dental plan. I thought you were in a dental plan."
"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."
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"Our thoughts and prayers are with those who wanted a moral and ethical Administration,"
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Beauty and the Beast
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"Ask yourself, 'Does it make me a better clown?'"
Republicans & Constitution
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"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."
"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."
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"Dad, remember how you bungled the Lorton account?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, elementary school, primary school, school, schools, guilt, guilty, report card, report cards, bad grades, bad marks, bungle, mistake, mistakes, badly done, messed up
"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."
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"O.K., I messed up. He didn't have to rub my nose in it."
"Well, it sure looks like Texas, and yet . . ."
"Those who do not learn from the future are destined to make mistakes in it."
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"Carol, check my appointment book—something's not right."
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"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."
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"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."
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"I put them up after the divorce so that he knows his father is still part of his life."
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"If I knew where I'd lost the sponge, it wouldn't be lost, now, would it?"
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"Hold on-I think you got my toast."
"The dog ate my magnetic insoles."
"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."
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Tags:sport, sports, baseball, baseballs, baseball team, baseball teams, baseball player, baseball players, catching, catcher, catchers, outfielder, outfielders, missed, missing, mistake, mistakes, incompetent, incompetence, incompetents, out-of-practice, out of shape, out-of-shape, spring training, practice, practice, practicing, practising, training