"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."
"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
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"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."
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Subtitles for the Stupid
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"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."
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"That's not how we make friends, Howard."
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Tags:repent, repenting, repentance, repentant, unrepentant, doomsayer, doomsayers, preacher, preachers, doomsday, doomsdays, scaremonger, scaremongering, doom merchant, doom merchant, irreverent, irreverence, self deception, self-deception, misunderstand, misunderstood, misunderstanding, futile, futility, waste of time, wasted time, wasting time, modern attitudes, deluded
"Mate with you? I was just going to use you as a Q-tip."
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"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."
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"Is there a letter 't'?"
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"You don't get it, Daddy, because they're not targeting you."
"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."
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"I'm starting to think she doesn't want that ball."
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"Why, thank you, pembroke. It is a harebrained idea."
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"You misunderstand me. I simply mean that I saw additional terrestrials."
"Kinda makes you feel insignificant and incredibly hot, doesn't it?"
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The Final Chapter.
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"I guess I'll never understand women."
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"Try to understand … I never said you had big feet.''
"Confound it, Hawkins, when I said I meant that literally, that was just a ﬁgure of speech."
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"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"
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"Oh, goodness, no! I was just clearing my throat, not growling."
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