"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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"My wife doesn't understand me, especially when she gets wind of situations like this."
"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."
Naughty Dog with Wagging Tail
"Who ordered the megatelli?"
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"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
Tags:turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, chicken, chickens, cook, cooks, cooking, stuffing, stuffings, dressing, dressings, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, supper, suppers, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, bad cook, bad cooks, found object, found objects, loose change, haphazard, christmas, christmas dinner, banquet, dinner party, dinner parties, disaster, disasters
A number of runners run through police tape.
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"I wonder if we're talking about the same Grace Jones."
"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."
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"According to this, we're not even in Mrs. Feldman anymore."
Tags:doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, theatre, theater, surgeries, operation, operations, medicine, medical, map, maps, mapping, map reading, map-reading, bad map reading, navigating, navigation, orienteering, orienting, orientated, navigate, lost, losing, misunderstanding, misunderstood, tracking, track
Subtitles for the Stupid
Tags:subtitle, subtitles, stupid, idiot, idiots, understanding, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, subtext, read between the lines, reading between the lines, movie, movies, film, films, filmgoer, filmgoers, film goer, film goers, follow the plot, follows the plot, following the plot, lazy, laziness, thoughtless
"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."
Tags:tree, trees, nature, fruit tree, fruit trees, fruit-tree, fruit-trees, hothouse, hothouses, hot house, hot houses, pear, pears, pear tree, pear trees, spring, springtime, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, peartree, peartrees, instruct, instruction, instructions, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misinterpret, misinterpretation, confuse, confusing, confused
"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"
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"No, this isn't a book signing."
"How's my praying?"
"You're the only one who sees the real me."
"How small will he get?"
Tags:dog, dogs, businessmen, businessman, pupper, puppy, puppies, cute, cutely, tiny, tiny dog, small dog, little dog, doggies, leash, leashed, pet to work, working world, comically small, disparity, size, sizes, misunderstanding, misunderstood, making, making conversation, conversation skills, slip-up, slip of the tongue, slip up, conversational, elevator, lift
"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."
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"Of course I care about how you imagined I thought you perceived I wanted you to feel."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, insensitive, insensitivity, oversensitive, oversensitiveness, sensitivity, gender issues, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, spousal dispute, spousal dispute, domestic, domestics, miscommunication, miscommunications
"That's not how we make friends, Howard."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, childhood, son, sons, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, baby, babies, big baby, mother, mothers, mothering, mom, moms, mum, mums, friend, friends, childhood firend, childhood friends, making friends, make friends, violent, violence, acting out, disobey, disobedience, misunderstand, misunderstanding, thug, thugs, thuggish, relationship problems, immature, immaturity, grab, grabbing
"My wife doesn't understand me, and I bet she wouldn't understand you, either."
Tags:affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity, unfaithfulness, wife, wives, husband, husbands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line, flirtation, flirtations, excuse, excuses, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting up, chat up, chat ups, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems
Tags:repent, repenting, repentance, repentant, unrepentant, doomsayer, doomsayers, preacher, preachers, doomsday, doomsdays, scaremonger, scaremongering, doom merchant, doom merchant, irreverent, irreverence, self deception, self-deception, misunderstand, misunderstood, misunderstanding, futile, futility, waste of time, wasted time, wasting time, modern attitudes, deluded
"Mate with you? I was just going to use you as a Q-tip."
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"We've thought and thought, but we're at a loss about what to call ourselves. Any ideas?"
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"Vinnie, we gotta talk about what 'bookmaking' means."
Tags:bookmaker, bookmakers, bookmaking, book, books, book binding, book bindings, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, gamble, gambles, gambling, organized crime, organised crime, arts and crafts, money laundering, money launderer, money launderers, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpreting, synonym, synonyms, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, take literally, takes literally, taken literally