"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
Tags:lemur, lemurs, primate, primates, primatologist, primatologists, primatology, lemming, lemmings, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, accident, accidents, suicidal, regret, regrets, regretting, warning, warnings, warn, warns, madagascar, soundalike, soundalikes, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, identity crisis
"My wife doesn't understand me, especially when she gets wind of situations like this."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, mistresses, misunderstanding, misunderstandings
Naughty Dog with Wagging Tail
"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
Tags:turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, chicken, chickens, cook, cooks, cooking, stuffing, dressing, dressings, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, supper, suppers, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, bad cook, bad cooks, found object, found objects, loose change, haphazard, christmas, christmas dinner, banquet, dinner party, dinner parties, disaster, disasters
A number of runners run through police tape.
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"I wonder if we're talking about the same Grace Jones."
"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."
Tags:sarcastic, sarcasm, sarcasticness, text, texts, text message, text messages, misread, misreads, misreading, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, tone, tones, date, dates, dating, single, single life, single lives, misinterpret, misinterpreting, misinterpretation, hard to read, difficult to read, prickly, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, modern life, online dating, online date, online dates, internet dating, internet dating site, internet dating sites, ambiguous, ambiguity
Subtitles for the Stupid
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"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, starter, starters, beginning, practice, practices, practicing, practising, divorce, divorces, till death, forever, death, serial monogamy, serial monogamist, serial monogamists, monogamy, bad sign, bad signs, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, mistake, mistakes, first marriage, first marriages, modern life
"Of course I care about how you imagined I thought you perceived I wanted you to feel."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, insensitive, insensitivity, oversensitive, oversensitiveness, sensitivity, gender issues, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, spousal dispute, spousal dispute, domestic, domestics, miscommunication, miscommunications
"My wife doesn't understand me, and I bet she wouldn't understand you, either."
Tags:affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, adultery, infidelity, unfaithfulness, wife, wives, husband, husbands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line, flirtation, flirtations, excuse, excuses, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting up, chat up, chat ups, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems
"Mate with you? I was just going to use you as a Q-tip."
Tags:clean your ears, cleaning your ears, q-tip, q-tips, monster, monster, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, giant, giants, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstood, mate, mates, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, get the wrong idea, gets the wrong idea, getting the wrong idea
"Vinnie, we gotta talk about what 'bookmaking' means."
Tags:bookmaker, bookmakers, bookmaking, book, books, book binding, book bindings, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, gamble, gambles, gambling, organized crime, organised crime, arts and crafts, money laundering, money launderer, money launderers, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpreting, synonym, synonyms, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, take literally, takes literally, taken literally
"Don't look now, but I believe your snake is strangling that dog."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, snake, snakes, snake owner, snake owners, pet snake, walking the dog, dog walking, walkies, leash, leashes, strangle, strangling, confused, mistaken, mistake, mistakes, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, suburbs, suburbia, strange, weird, unusual
"I am not Crazy Horse! Crazy Horse is a man. I'm Fred."
Tags:crazy horse, military leader, military leaders, lakota, chief, chiefs, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, western, westerns, indian, indians, native american, native americans, first nations, mislead, misleads, misleading, identity, name, names, namesake, namesakes, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misinterpret, misinterpreting, misinterpretation, misinterpretations
"I don't know what's going on, either, sire, but I don't like the look of it."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, peasant, peasants, citizen, citizens, mob, mobs, angry, anger, revolt, revolts, rebellion, rebellions, rebelling, revolution, revolutions, revolting, riot, riots, rioting, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, crown, crowns, crowd, crowds, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, confused, confusion, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, courtier, courtiers
"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"
Tags:couple, couples, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, adoption, adoptions, adopting a child, child adoption, child adoptions, whale, whales, animal adoptions, environmental issue, green issues, green issue, environmental activist, environmental activism, environmental activists, husband and wife, husbands and wives, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, cetacean, cetaceans, miscommunication, miscommunications, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood
"It's right there in the e-mail, John- knife fight."
Tags:email, emails, messages, messages, online message, online messages, miscommunication, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, modern tech, modern technology, modern technology, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistake, making mistakes, fatal mistake, knife fight, knife fights, behind the times, out of touch, out of date, wooden spoon, wooden spoon, smartphone, smartphones
"Sister Theresa, who was St. Regis?"
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"I said to make a thousand CLONES."
"No one understands me."
"Are you sure he's dead? I thought it was just his Bill Murray routine."
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"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."
Tags:meals on wheels, delivery, deliveries, home delivery, home deliveries, pensioner, pensioners, convenient, convenience, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, meal-on, wheels, elderly, the elderly, misunderstand, misunderstood, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, literal, literal minded, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, meals at home, social care, care in the community
"Here. We promised you a big lab."
Tags:dog, dogs, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, labrador, labradors, dog breed, dog breeds, scientist, scientists, scientific breakthrough, scientific breakthroughs, job offer, job offers, sweetheart deal, research facility, researcher, researchers, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood
Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.