"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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"My wife doesn't understand me, especially when she gets wind of situations like this."
Naughty Dog with Wagging Tail
"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
Tags:turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, chicken, chickens, cook, cooks, cooking, stuffing, stuffings, dressing, dressings, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, supper, suppers, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, bad cook, bad cooks, found object, found objects, loose change, haphazard, christmas, christmas dinner, banquet, dinner party, dinner parties, disaster, disasters
A number of runners run through police tape.
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"I wonder if we're talking about the same Grace Jones."
"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."
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Subtitles for the Stupid
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"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"
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"Of course I care about how you imagined I thought you perceived I wanted you to feel."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, insensitive, insensitivity, oversensitive, oversensitiveness, sensitivity, gender issues, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, spousal dispute, spousal dispute, domestic, domestics, miscommunication, miscommunications
"My wife doesn't understand me, and I bet she wouldn't understand you, either."
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"Mate with you? I was just going to use you as a Q-tip."
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"Vinnie, we gotta talk about what 'bookmaking' means."
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"Don't look now, but I believe your snake is strangling that dog."
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"I am not Crazy Horse! Crazy Horse is a man. I'm Fred."
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"I don't know what's going on, either, sire, but I don't like the look of it."
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"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"
Tags:couple, couples, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, adoption, adoptions, adopting a child, child adoption, child adoptions, whale, whales, animal adoptions, environmental issue, green issues, green issue, environmental activist, environmental activism, environmental activists, husband and wife, husbands and wives, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, cetacean, cetaceans, miscommunication, miscommunications, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood
"It's right there in the e-mail, John- knife fight."
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"Sister Theresa, who was St. Regis?"
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"I said to make a thousand CLONES."
"No one understands me."
"Are you sure he's dead? I thought it was just his Bill Murray routine."
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"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."
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"Here. We promised you a big lab."
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Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.