"You've got the wrong address, Mac."
"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."
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"I'm a bird dog."
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"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
"There's gotta be an easier way to get candy from a baby."
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"Could you not call me Ray this time?"
Stairway To Henry
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Cat watching plug sockets.
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Things That It Wasn't
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"Wait—which is evidence and which is lunch?"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, evidence, food, lunch, lunches, meal, meals, sandwich, sandwiches, baggie, baggy, baggies, sandwich bag, sandwich bags, brown bag, brown bags, paper bag, paper bags, confused, confusion, mix-up, mix-ups, mixed up, mistake, mistakes, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"Maybe we need more space between Fashion Week and Shark Week."
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The Man Who Never Had a Tax Mix-Up, Bungle, or Situation.
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"Due to a mixup in the paperwork you've been sent to doggie heaven."
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"Hey! I was looking all over for you. You have the wrong piece of paper."
Tags:paper, papers, confused, confusion, mix, mix up, mix-up, similar, capitalism, worker, workers, capitalist, pointless, nihilism, nihilist, aimless, search, searching, office workers, office, work, workers, look, looking, searched, wrong, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, muddle, muddled up, muddled
"Fresh pepper spray?"
Tags:play on words, word-play, word play, moder, modernity, modern life, pepper spray, black pepper, fresh pepper, italian, italian food, dining, eating, eating out, fine dining, gourmet, gourmets, cuisine, cuisines, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, wait staff, unexpected, mix-up, mix up, mixed up
A pinata turns out to have been a miniature horse.
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