"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."
"We're techno-industrial, but rootsy."
Tags:techno-industrial, techno, industrial, music, musician, musicians, electronic music, electronica, german, popular music, pop, pop music, genre, genres, germany, rootsy, folksy, contrast, contrasts, contrasting, opposite, opposites, mix, mixes, mix up, mixes up, mixing up, mix together, disparate, style, styles, stylized, stylised
"You've got the wrong address, Mac."
"Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either."
Tags:online dating, internet dating, dating site, dating sites, whale, whales, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, marooned, mistake, mistakes, mix up, mix ups, ix-up, mix-ups, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, first date, first dates, awkward date, awkward dates
"Sorry. You want Manny Hanny. This is Henny Penny."
"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."
Tags:martini, martinis, blue drink, blue drinks, girl drink, girl drinks, cocktail, cocktails, nineties, 1990s, retro, update, updates, modern update, modern updates, trend, trends, trendy, hipster, hipsters, mix up, mixes up, mixing up, color, colors, colour, colours, sweet, sweet drink, sweet drinks
"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog breed, dog breeds, old testament, the great flood, noah, noahs arc, noah's arc, christianity, judaism, genesis, book of genesis, mix up, mix ups, mix-up, mix-ups, mistake, mistakes, bible story, bible stories
"I'm a bird dog."
Tags:dog, dogs, bird, birds, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, birdhouse, birdhouses, bird house, bird houses, confused, confusion, pretend, pretending, role confusion, mix-up, mix up, mixed up, mix ups, mix-ups, swapping roles, make believe, play, playing, child, kid, kids, childhood, gun dog, gun dogs, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunting dog, hunting dogs, determination, determined
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
"Not your chord! The chute! Pull the chute!"
Tags:teddy bear, teddy bears, talking bear, talking bears, bear, bears, cuddly toy, cuddly toys, soft toy, soft toys, parachute, parachutes, parachuting, skydive, skydives, sky-dive, sky-dives, sky dive, sky dives, skydiver, skydivers, skydiving, sky-diving, sky-diver, sky-divers, extreme sport, mix up, mix-ups, adrenaline junkie, adrenaline junkies, instructor, instructors, jump, jumps, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes
"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."
Tags:tortoise, tortoises, upsidedown, upside down, upside-down, tortoise shell, tortoise shells, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, hero worship, mix up, mix ups, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, falling over, fallen over, accident, accidents, happy accident, happy accidents, turtle, turtles, physicist, physicists, physics, scientist, scientists
"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, host, hosts, second wife, second wives, author, authors, women discussing men, remarry, remarriage, bad author, bad authors, mix up, mixed up, confuse, confused, confusion, unsure, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, boring conversation, boring conversations
"There's gotta be an easier way to get candy from a baby."
Tags:candy from a baby, surgery, surgeons, operations, operation, operating, expression, expressions, theft, thief, thieves, steal, stealing, rob, robber, robbers, robbing, baby, babies, infant, infants, operating table, operating theater, operating theatre, candy, candy bar, candy bars, sweet, sweets, confectionery, idiom, idioms, misinterpretation, ease, easy, misunderstanding, mix-up, mix up, confused, confusion
Chinese Whispers In The Boardroom
Tags:board, boardroom, board room, exec, execs, executives, executive, breakdown, communication, communicate, communication skills, communicated, conference, confer, conference table, meeting, meetings, decision, decision making, decisions, decision making structure, structures, management, manager, managers, managing, chinese whispers, lost in translation, translation, jargon, jargons, jumble, jumbled, mix up, mixed up, misinterpret, misinterpretation, good communication, bad communication, corporate, big business, big businesses, management tier, effective, governance
"Could you not call me Ray this time?"
Stairway To Henry
Tags:pun, puns, punnyh, famous, famously, famously misheard, misheard, lyric, lyrics, famously misheard lyrics, misheard lyrics, misunderstood, misunderstanding, mix up, mix-up, stairway to, stairway, play on words, word play, word-pay, music, musical, rock, rock music, surreal, strange, stairway to heaven
"This is Edward the Great. I don't know any Edward the Weenie."
Snow Globe Goldfish Bowl
Cat watching plug sockets.
Tags:cat and mouse, mouse hole, mouse holes, wall socket, wall sockets, cat, cats, socket, sockets, plug, plugs, electrocuted, electrocution, electrocutions, electric shock, electric shocks, static electricity, confused, confusion, mistake, mistakes, mix up, mix ups, mix-up, mix-ups, cliche, cliches
"Maybe we need more space between Fashion Week and Shark Week."
Tags:shark, sharks, great white, great whites, fashion, fashions, fashion week, shark week, combine, combined, fashion-week, fashion-weeks, fashion weeks, clothes, clothing, catwalk, catwalks, model, models, modelling, supermodel, supermodels, fashion model, fashion models, fashion-model, fashion-models, mix up, mix-up, combine, combined
"Due to a mixup in the paperwork you've been sent to doggie heaven."
Tags:pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, dog heaven, doggie heaven, doggy heaven, mix up, mix ups, mix-up, mix-ups, paperwork
"Hey! I was looking all over for you. You have the wrong piece of paper."
Tags:paper, papers, confused, confusion, mix, mix up, mix-up, similar, capitalism, worker, workers, capitalist, pointless, nihilism, nihilist, aimless, search, searching, office workers, office, work, workers, look, looking, searched, wrong, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, muddle, muddled up, muddled
"So you're those dolphins. We've been getting your mail!"
"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."
Tags:couple, couples, relationship, relationships, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, quagmire, quagmires, swamp, marsh, bog, muddle, mix up, predicament