"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."
"I'm a bird dog."
Tags:dog, dogs, bird, birds, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, birdhouse, birdhouses, bird house, bird houses, confused, confusion, pretend, pretending, role confusion, mix-up, mix up, mixed up, mix ups, mix-ups, swapping roles, make believe, play, playing, child, kid, kids, childhood, gun dog, gun dogs, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunting dog, hunting dogs, determination, determined
"Durn it all, Cooky! We's payin' you good money to remember which one is decaf!"
Tags:old west, wild west, western, westerns, film, films, mid-west, midwest, regional, cowboy, cowboys, rancher, ranchers, ranger, rangers, cook, cooks, cooky, chef, chefs, barista, baristas, drink, drinks, coffee, decaf, decaffeinated, caffeine, caffeinated, mixed up, confused, unsure, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, job, jobs
"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, host, hosts, second wife, second wives, author, authors, women discussing men, remarry, remarriage, bad author, bad authors, mix up, mixed up, confuse, confused, confusion, unsure, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, boring conversation, boring conversations
Chinese Whispers In The Boardroom
Tags:board, boardroom, board room, exec, execs, executives, executive, breakdown, communication, communicate, communication skills, communicated, conference, confer, conference table, meeting, meetings, decision, decision making, decisions, decision making structure, structures, management, manager, managers, managing, chinese whispers, lost in translation, translation, jargon, jargons, jumble, jumbled, mix up, mixed up, misinterpret, misinterpretation, good communication, bad communication, corporate, big business, big businesses, management tier, effective, governance
"Wait—which is evidence and which is lunch?"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, evidence, food, lunch, lunches, meal, meals, sandwich, sandwiches, baggie, baggy, baggies, sandwich bag, sandwich bags, brown bag, brown bags, paper bag, paper bags, confused, confusion, mix-up, mix-ups, mixed up, mistake, mistakes, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, mixed up, confused, confusion, upside down, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives,
"Something light and fluffy."
"So you're those dolphins. We've been getting your mail!"
"Howard! You slept in the wrong apartment again."
Tags:love triangle, love triangles, cheat, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, having an affair, extra marital affair, extra marital affairs, two timer, two timers, two timing, fling, flings, unfaithfulness, bad husband, bad husbands, bad relationship, bad relationships, apartment, apartments, confuse, confused, confusion, oblivious, obliviousness, identical, mix up, mixed up, modern life, identical apartment, identical apartments
"I told you what I was going to tell you, then I told you, then I told you what I told you. Where did I lose you?"
"Fresh pepper spray?"
Tags:play on words, word-play, word play, moder, modernity, modern life, pepper spray, black pepper, fresh pepper, italian, italian food, dining, eating, eating out, fine dining, gourmet, gourmets, cuisine, cuisines, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, wait staff, unexpected, mix-up, mix up, mixed up
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, mental health, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, meow, confused, mixed up, animal sound, animal sounds, animal noises
Seahorse. Land Anchovy. Sky toad.