Mobs Cartoons

"I didn't know there was that much money in the whole world!"

"Someone's misfiled Harrington."

"And you're sure they're gang colors?"

"Don't think of me as a crime boss. Think of me as a crime friend."

"It looks bad, boss - they got your DNA off an old tennis ball."

"Never bring a wife to a gunfight. That's Day One stuff, guys."

"I think, Your Majesty, that you are perceived as an élitist."

"Mr. Butler, your ten-o'clock is here."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Listen, you little punk—I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a lady whose aunt lives next to a guy who cleans the pool of a guy who could have your legs broken."

"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."

"Protection is a thing of the past, Eddie. You're looking at a supplemental-health-care provider."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."

"I spy with my little eye something black and dark."

"I'm thinking it might be time to find another pier."

"Sorry I'm late, boss. I hit a deer and had to make it look like an accident."

"I don't give a damn what's showing in Milan—you get a suit from Brooks Brothers."

"I ain't showin' nothin', and I ain't tellin' nothin'."

Brutal Interrogation Turned Children's Storytime

"Aren't they killing you?"

"I can't budge this t'ing. We shoulda popped him before he had dinner."

"It's an internship - crime doesn't pay."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger