Mobster Cartoons

"Big Tony's Web site—get rid of it."

"I didn't know there was that much money in the whole world!"

"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."

"Someone's misfiled Harrington."

"And you're sure they're gang colors?"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"This 'digital revolution' - can we muscle in on that?"

"Don't think of me as a crime boss. Think of me as a crime friend."

"For years, people did their best to destroy me, but I ultimately prevailed."

"Never bring a wife to a gunfight. That's Day One stuff, guys."

A gangster ice fishing by shooting through the ice.

Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes

"Sorry, Sylvia, but your mother's long-term care has been going on just a little bit too long."

"I'm bringing on Josh here for when we take over fantasy sports betting."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Listen, you little punk—I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a lady whose aunt lives next to a guy who cleans the pool of a guy who could have your legs broken."

"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."

"We stand to pick up some Iraqi waste-management contracts."

"Friends don't let friends turn state's evidence."

"No more last requests."

"I spy with my little eye something black and dark."

"I'm thinking it might be time to find another pier."