"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
Tags:new jersey, insult, insults, insulting, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, snob, snobs, snobby, rival, rivals, rivalry, bicker, bickers, bickering, sale, sales, outlet, outlet mall, outlet malls, mall, malls, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, mockeries, consumer, consumerism, consumerist, save money, saves money, saving money, argue, argues, arguing, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples
"No one comes close to him for sound bites!"
"The question is, Is static electricity better than no electricity at all?"
"How about a Shirley Temple on the house and then you skedaddle?"
Tags:shirley temple, shirley temples, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, bartender, bartenders, bartending, barkeeper, barkeepers, childish, childishness, juvenile, teddy bear, virgin cocktail, virgin cocktails, nonalcoholic cocktail, nonalcoholic cocktails, masculine, masculinity, feminine, femininity, mock, mocks, mocking, bully, bullies, bullying, biker bar, biker bars, out of place
"I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I saw you jacket."
Tags:jacket, jackets, person style, fashion choice, fashion choices, unfashionable, mens fashion, men's fashion, silly clothes, silly clothing, mock, mocking, insult, insults, insulting, laugh, laughing, laughter, date, dates, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up, chat-up line, chat-up lines, chatting up, flirt, flirts, bad date, bad dates
"Come and get it! Ha, ha- just kidding."
"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting
Tags:heart disease, zeus, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, god, gods, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, greek myth, greek mythology, statistics, hit by a bolt of lightning, stat, stats, unlikely, unlikely event, unlikely events, heart attack, heart attacks, heart disease, aim, aims, aiming, bad aim, poor aim, mock, mocks, mocking, disrespect, disrespects, disrespecting, disrespectful, throw, throws, throwing, bad shot, bad shots
"All he did was stick gum in my hair, and now I have to put up with all this innuendo."
"I propose a drinking game-each time Obama says 'income inequality' let's swig a glass of Clos de Vougeot Grand Cru '88."
Tags:obama, barack obama, barack hussein obama, inequality, inequalities, equalities, out of touch, out-of-touch, income inequality, wealth inequality, mock, mocking, drinking game, drink, drinks, alcohol, rich, wealthy, upper class, upper-class, mocked, wealth, wasteful, spiteful, elite, elitist, wine, wines, expensive, expense, political, class, classes, deride, ridicule, scorn, scornful
"What's the matter, Epley? Can't you decide where you've had it up to?"
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, attitude, attitudes, bad attitude, frustration, frustrated, frustrating, annoyed, annoying, i've had it up to here, had it up to here, fed up, mock, mocking, mocked, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, coworker, coworkers
"I'm not going to sit here and make fun of the very people I'm wasting my time watching."
Tags:award ceremony, award ceremonies, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, mockery, mocking, heckler, hecklers, heckling, couch potato, couch potatoes, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity culture, fan, fans, cynic, cynics, husband, husbands wife, wives, time wasting, wasting time, time waster, time wasters
"There's something to be said for this, there's something to be said for that. There's something to be said for everything."
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, dispute, disputes, disagreement, disagreements, argue, arguing, mock, mocked, mocking, men, man, woman, women, intellectual, intellectuals, thinker, thinkers, thought process, thought processes, philosophical, philosophy, philosophies
"Sorry, we don't serve the Lumberjack's breakfast to accountants."
Tags:lumberjack, lumberjacks, manly, masculine, masculinity, breakfast, breakfasts, manliness, emasculates, emasculating, accountant, accountants, accounting, number cruncher, number crunchers, number crunching, wuss, wussy, mock, mocks, mocking, waitress, waitresses, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, breakfast special, breakfast specials
"The peasants are mercilessly ridiculing you online."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, courtier, courtiers, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, medieval, politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, peasant, peasants, citizen, citizens, technology, online, internet, troll, trolls, trolling, mocking, ridiculing, making fun of, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, criticism, computer, computers, modern life
"You can't insult me, sir. I've been mocked by the press."
Tags:mock, mockery, mockeries, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, press, headline, headlines, witchhunt, witch hunt, witch-hunt, witchhunts, witch hunts, witch-hunts, public humiliation, public humiliations, thick skinned, thick-skinned, mocking, press hunt, press hunts, media hunt, press attack, press attacks, media attack, media attacks
Laughing Gull Cottage
Tags:gull, gulls, seagull, seagulls, cottage, cottages, seashore, seashores, shoreline, shorelines, squawk, squawks, squawking, screech, screeches, screeching, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, mockeries, beach house, beach houses, beach home, beach homes, name, names, truth in advertising, literal, literal interpretation
"Oh, that's right, Stanwick, cry—mock my inability to empathize."
Tags:executive, executives, manager, managers boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchies, office hierarchy, bad manager, bad managers, bad bosses, insensitive, insensitivity, empathy, empathise, empathize, mock, mocked, mocking, hurt, hurtful, unfeeling, cruel, cruelty
"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."
"You're lucky, Dave. You have talent."
Tags:talent, talented, spoon, spoons, balance, balanced, balancing, diner, diners, food, foods, spoon on nose, incompetent, incompetence, idiot, idiots, immature, immaturity, childish, breakfast, restaurant, restaurants, coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, friend, friends, sarcasm, sarcastic, mock, mocking, lunch, lunch counter, breakfast counter
"This is Abramson, our new piñata."
Tags:office pinata, office pinatas, pinata, pinatas, fall guy, fall man, fall guys, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, boss, bosses, underling, underlings, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts, loser, losers, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, mockeries, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculing, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, chain of command, chains of command, bottom rung, bottom rungs
"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, guilty, voice, voices, ton of voice, impression, impressions, impressionist, impressionists, mocking, insulting, unkind, rude, fictional character, fictional characters
"You're accidentally debriefing a bowl of mushy oranges and dead canaries."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, us president, president, president of the us, debrief, debriefing, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, fake tan, tan, tanned, orange, orange glow, haircut, hairsyles, bad hair day, mock, mocking, mockery, making a mockery, us politics, politics, modern politics
"The gods are antic tonight."
Tags:god, gods, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, volcano, volcanoes, volcanic, jack-in-the-box, god, gods, antic, antics, jack-in-the-boxes, cruel, cruelty, sense of humor, senses of humor, sense of humour, senses of humour, mock, mocks, mocking, belittle, belittles, belittling, inscrutable, intention, intentions, divine intentions, divining intentions, motivation, motivations, religion, religions, disaster, disasters, natural disaster, natural disasters
Laugh and the World Laughs with You, but Not on the I.R.T.
Tags:subways, transport, trains, subway, new york subway, new york subways, laughter, healing laughter, grouch, grouches, grouchy, grouchiness, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, commute, commutes, commuting, commuter, commuters, transit, rapid transit, new yorker, new yorkers, public transport, public transportation, mankoff
Tags:guns, economy, government, modern life, money, doctors, medical, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, family doctor, family doctors, physician, physicians, general practitioner, general practitioners, gp, gps, sense of humor, senses of humor, sense of humour, senses of humour, tease, teases, mock, mocks, mocking, mankoff