"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"
"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog
"This is where things started getting really weird."
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"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"
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"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."
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"Call the Ford agency—another supermodel just blew away."
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"How much is this joker paying us to look 'estranged' for his dumb painting?"
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Catwalk The Plank
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"Yes, you're a bad boy. Be that bad criminal, man-own it!"
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"There's no better high than the high from high fashion."
"I think I'm in the wrong place, and yet I do not care."
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Fashion Show Directions
The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043
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"That's right—keep that same wistful smile we had on the profile!"
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"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."
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"Now, try to think of yourself in a silver frame on a piano in the twenty-first century."
"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"
"Maybe we need more space between Fashion Week and Shark Week."
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"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."
"Gee, I really like this one, too!"
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Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash
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"Do these abs make me look gay?"
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