Modern Attitudes Cartoons

"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."

"Luckily, none of the people inside appear to be celebrities."

"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"

"Before you connect any more dots, you should know that all the dots have been repurposed."

"If I become President, I'm not giving any of my schoolfriends jobs."

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Polar Bear on a Phone

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"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Can you describe these countless wasted hours that ultimately make up the bulk of your life?"

"I think we should look for funnier car insurance."

Coincidence or What?

Man takes beach vacation at home.

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Slow- Distracted Children

"Still, this beats my old job working at Wal-Mart."

Getting Back to Normal for Idiots

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Is this the movie of the week or the news of the day?"

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"It's the only exercise I get."

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"When we moved back into the city, we decided to keep the car."