"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."
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"Luckily, none of the people inside appear to be celebrities."
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, ethics, unethical, journalist, journalists, journalism, media, the media, mass media, priorities, prioritise, prioritizing, prioritze, prioritising, bad priorities, wrong priorities, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, famous person, tv, television, tvs, television, fire, fires, firefighter, firefighters, fire men, fire man, news, the news
"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"
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"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, changing times, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, getting old, getting older, ageing, old person, old people, elderly person, elderly peoples, political correctness, setting concrete, pavement, pavements, sidewalk, sidewalks, solid, solidity, reliable, reliability, stability, stuck in the mud
"Before you connect any more dots, you should know that all the dots have been repurposed."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, connect the dots, connecting the dots, join the dots, joining the dots, repurposed, repurposing, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bureaucracy, waste of time, wasting time, bad manager, bad managers, badly managed, bad managements, underappreciated, out of the loop, bad communication, reinventing, reinvention
"If I become President, I'm not giving any of my schoolfriends jobs."
Tags:school friend, school friends, schoolfriend, schoolfriends, bad friend, bad friends, school days, elementary school, president, presidents, future president, future presidents, neoptism, cronyism, favoritism, favouritism, preferential treatment, unfair, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, politician, politicians, politics, government
Author Will Text You 1-3 p.m.
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Polar Bear on a Phone
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Contains No Coconut Oil
Tags:coconut oil, health trend, health trends, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, martini, martinis, alcohol, martini olive, martini olives, health fad, health fads, stating the obvious, state the obvious, consumerism, deceive, deceiving, deceptive, deception, deceptions, marketing, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, sales tactic, sales tactics
"Not until you've arranged your pillows."
Tags:interior design, interior designer, interior designers, pillow, pillows, throw cushion, throw cushions, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, keeping up appearances, following trends, too many pillows, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, household rule, household rules, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, mother and daughter, mothers and daughters
"Can you describe these countless wasted hours that ultimately make up the bulk of your life?"
Tags:lost and found, lost and found office, lost and found offices, lost property, losing things, lost things, misery, miserable, unhappy, unhappiness, depression, depressive, depressives, depressed, wasted hours, wasting time, time wasting, wasted life, pointless life, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, overthink, overthinking, complain, complaining, complainer, complainers
"I think we should look for funnier car insurance."
Tags:car insurance, car insurance company, car insurance companies, insurance advert, insurance adverts, insurance ad, insurance ads, insurance advertisement, insurance advertisements, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, comparison site, comparison sites, switching provider, switching insurance company, brand, brands, branding, marketing, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles
Coincidence or What?
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Man takes beach vacation at home.
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No Reasonable Offer Refused
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Slow- Distracted Children
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"Still, this beats my old job working at Wal-Mart."
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Getting Back to Normal for Idiots
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"That's a good look for you, J.B."
Tags:business men, business man, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, suit, suits, dress code, dress codes, business suit, business suits, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, copy, copying, copycats, copycat, identical, mirror image, dress styles, dress style, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Is this the movie of the week or the news of the day?"
Tags:tv broadcaster, tv broadcasters, tv broadcasting, television broadcaster, television broadcasters, television broadcasting, tv news, television news, news program, news programs, news programme, news programmes, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, disaster movie, disaster movies, action movie, action movies, conflict, conflicts, bomb, bombs, bombing, terrorism, terrorists, terror attack, terror attacks
"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "
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"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."
Tags:hobby, demolition, demolitions, demolishing, listed building, listed buildings, old building, old building, historical building, historical buildings, victorian, victorians, the victorians, renovation, renovations, renovators, renovators, restore, restoring, restoration, real estate, level, levelling, modern life, modern attitudes, modern times, middle class, insensitive, insensitivity, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties
"It's the only exercise I get."
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"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."
"When we moved back into the city, we decided to keep the car."
Tags:city, cities, city life, urban, urban life, move, moving, moved, moving house, moving home, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, car enthusiast, car enthusiasts, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, modern life, modern time, modern attitudes