"Thanks. It's vintage."
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"It's a man purse, but I have a gun in it."
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"You look ridiculous."
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"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."
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"Try coming back tomorrow with your pants pulled up."
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The Return Of The Minipants
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"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."
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"I'm sick of waiting for the world to catch up."
"Brooks Brothers? Arthur T. Stargis here. I believe a mistake has been made."
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Milan Says "Gloves!"
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"It's just a 'Clip-on' tie."
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