Modern Life Cartoons

"A tattoo? You're kidding. It sure looks like a suit."

"Two Stones tickets, please, senior discount."

"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."

"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"

Mother Nature's Health Foods

"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."

"Big Tony's Web site—get rid of it."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

"Luckily, none of the people inside appear to be celebrities."

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Organic is nice, but haven't you got anything digital?"

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"Thanks. It's vintage."

"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"

"My fellow victims. . . "

"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"Finding myself between a roc and a hard place...,"

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"

"But that's what being an artist is—feeling crummy before everyone else feels crummy."