"A tattoo? You're kidding. It sure looks like a suit."
Tags:business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business suit, business suits, suit, suits, fashions, business clothes, business clothing, business attire, modern life, office worker, office workers, tattoo, tattoos, getting a tattoo, getting tattoos, getting tattooed, tattooed, convenient, convenience, hidden tattoo, hidden tattoos, illusion, illusions, mens fashion, men's fashion
"Two Stones tickets, please, senior discount."
"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, email, emailing, text, texting, messaging, message, messages, text message, text messages, text messaging, e-mail, e-mailing, emails, e-mails, ignore, ignoring, anti social, anti social, unsociable, introvert, introverts, social media, social medias, social network, social networking, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, advancing technology, developing technology, ignore, ignores, ignoring
"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, masculinity, stereotype, stereotypes, masculine, holster, holstered, weight, weigh, overweight, weight gain, gaining weight, let yourself go, letting yourself go
Mother Nature's Health Foods
Tags:food, health foods, health, healthy, healthy eating, eating healthy, diet, diets, mother nature, nature, natural, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, store, stores, shop, shops, sign, signs, storefront, storefronts, front window, front windows, display window, display windows, retail, consumerism, tobacco, coffee, red wine, chocolate, smoking, smoker, smokers, caffeine, coming soon, modern life
"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, pasta, fettuccine, order, orders, ordering, pos system, pos systems, point of sale, system, systems, system failure, problem, problems, computer, computers, issue, issues, cooking, serving, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, failure, failures, modern life, restaurant problems, restaurant issues, technology
"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, cat craze, craze, crazes, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, capitalise, capitalize, consumerism, wondering, thinking, taking advantage, modern life
"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."
Tags:nerd, nerds, engineer, engineers, retinal, retina, vision, sight, eyes, self-driving, car, cars, transport, transportation, technology, tech, destination mapping, computer geek, computer geeks, modern life, millennial, millennials, traditional, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, bragging, brag, complex, complicated, pretentious
"Big Tony's Web site—get rid of it."
Tags:crime boss, crime bosses, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobster, mobsters, organized crime, organised crime, ddos, denial of service, attack, attacks, attacking, website, websites, cyber criminal, cyber criminals, hit, hits, hit job, hit jobs, whack, whacked, modern world, modern times, modern life, web address, web addresses, web site, web sites, harm, harms, harming, online presence, online presences, threaten, threatens, threatening, extort, extortion, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."
Tags:federal, fed, federacy, federation, federals, feds, federal reserve, federal reserves, federal reserve board, board, bards, bureau, bureaus, bureacracy, bureaucrat, bureaucratic, familiar, familiarity, reception, receptionist, receptionists, modern, modern world, modern life, word play, play on words, nicknames, nick name, nickname, nick names, dating, date, dates, communication, communicate, communicating, work, working, worker, employ, employed, employment, job, jobs
"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."
Tags:electronic, electronics, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., screen, screens, curvature, curved screen, curved screens, buying electronics, buying a new tv, buying a new t.v., buying a new television, salesman, salesmen, retail, consumerism, expensive, cost, price, pricey, prices, costs, trick, tricks, trickery, overpaying, overpay, technology, rip-off, rip-offs, ripoff, ripoffs, fraud, con, cons, electronics company, electronics companies, feature, features, perception, perceptions, 3d, 3-d, three dimensional, three-dimensional, modern life
"Luckily, none of the people inside appear to be celebrities."
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, ethics, unethical, journalist, journalists, journalism, media, the media, mass media, priorities, prioritise, prioritizing, prioritze, prioritising, bad priorities, wrong priorities, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, famous person, tv, television, tvs, television, fire, fires, firefighter, firefighters, fire men, fire man, news, the news
"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, partner, partners, couple, couples, commitment, fear of commitment, serious, next level, next step, like, love, romance, romantic, interfacing, computer, computers, technology, technical, jargon, terminology, information technology, it, i.t., proposal, proposing, marriage, modern life
"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"
Tags:batter, batters, batting, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, text, texts, texting, texter, texters, tweet, tweets, tweeting, social media, social network, social networks, post, posts, posting, distraction, distractions, digital distraction, digital distractions, modern life, modern times, social media presence, playoff, playoffs, text message, text messages, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, cellphone, cellphones, distracted, modern life, modern times, modern world
"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "
Tags:wife, wives, internet, internet generation, internet access, world wide web, www, dot com, .com, search, searches, searching, request, requests, requesting, millennial, millennials, expectation, expectations, modern life, modern lives, website, websites, techie, tech support, it support, i.t. support
"Organic is nice, but haven't you got anything digital?"
Tags:organic, stand, stands, stall, stalls, market, markets, booth, booths, fruit, fruits, veggie, veggies, fruits and veg, veg, vegetables, vegetable, fruits and vegetables, fresh, nature, natural, roadside, farm, farms, food, modern life, digital, technology, trend, trendy, fad, fads, trends, cultural trend, cultural trends, social trend, social trends, organic food, eating organic, slow food
"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"
Tags:feng shui, fengshui, feng-shui, skyscraper, skyscrapers, urban design, urban architecture, big city, big cities, city life, urban life, modern life, ugly building, ugly buildings, highrise, highrises, high rise, high rises, high-rise, high-rises, construction worker, construction workers, builder, builders, china, chinese tradition, chinese traditions, blueprint, blueprints
"Thanks. It's vintage."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, skin, skins, fur, furs, leopard, leopard skin, leopard fur, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, dress, dresses, fashion, clothing, clothes, women's fashion, women's clothes, women's clothing, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, vintage, vintage clothes, vintage clothing, vintage fashion, classic, modern fashion, modern life
"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"
Tags:critic, critics, criticism, critique, critiquing, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, unsatisfied, star gazing, star gazer, star gazers, shooting star, shooting stars, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, evaluation, evaluations, evaluating, judge, judging, passing judgement, judgemental, live in the moment
"My fellow victims. . . "
"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, date night, date, dates, tv, tvs, television, televisions, commercial, commercials, media, ad, ads, advertising, marketing, modern life, movie, movies, film, films
"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
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"Finding myself between a roc and a hard place...,"
Tags:literature, literary, word play, play on words, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, travel, travelling, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, sinbad, voyage, voyages, modern, modern life, modern world, airplane, plane, planes, airline, flight, flights, flying
"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"
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"But that's what being an artist is—feeling crummy before everyone else feels crummy."
Tags:artist, artists, artistry, depressed, depression, starving artist, starving artists, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, reassure, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances, creative, creativity, creative person, creative people, justification, misunderstood, lonely, loneliness, modern life, out of touch, modern times, alienated, alienation, sensitive, sensitive artist, sensitive artists, support, support system, supportive, spouse, spouses