Modern Life Cartoons

"OMG! I just got born!"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC132562
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2991x2226 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
newborn, newborns, nursery, nurseries, modern life, modern times, social media, social media update, social media updates, text, texts, texting, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, maternity ward, maternity wards, nurse, nurses, screen time, parent, parents, parenting, generation z, status update, status updates, birth, birthday, birthdays, textspeak, abbreviation, abbreviations, special occasion, special occasions, baby, babies, infant, infants, omg

"Well, Bob, it looks like a paper cut, but just to be sure let's do lots of tests."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC22698
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3200x2821 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
modern medicine, modern life, incompetents, paper, greed, cut, tests, doctors, medical, paper cut, paper cuts, test, tests, testing, american medicine, over test, over tests, over testing, unnecessary test, unnecessary tests, unnecessary testing, mankoff

"Two Stones tickets, please, senior discount."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC38497
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1850x2557 pixels (unwatermarked)
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rolling stones, age, ages, ageing, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, senior discount, senior discounts, dad rock, middle age, middle aged, over the hill, modern life, modern times, rock star, rock stars, sixties, 60s, 60s music

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Artist:
Patterson, Jason
Search ID:
CC123732
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4628x3174 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
deadline, deadlines, stress, stresses, stressful, worker, workers, working, job, jobs, career, careers, conveyor belt, conveyor belts, under the gun, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, put off, putting off, gear, gears, cog, cogs, cog in a machine, cogs in a machine, cog in the machine, cogs in the machine, modern life, modern times, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, cubicle, cubicles, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, stress, stressor, stressors, cope, copes, coping

"Sir, the following paradigm shifts occurred while you were out."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC23400
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2849x2145 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
business, executives, receptionists, language, communications, clichés, modern life, paradigm shift, paradigm shifts, rate of change, rates of change, high rate of change, message, messages, business change, business changes, business world, business worlds, mankoff

"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC121796
High Res:
3665x2922 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bank, banks, bank robbery, bank robberies, bank heist, bank heist, hold-up, hold-ups, robbery, robberies, heist, heist, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, bank clerk, bank clerks, crime, criminal, criminals, internet crime, web crime, hacking, hacker, hackers, computer, computers, computer hacker, computer hackers, web hacker, security hacker, security hackers, computer security, security, internet security, internet, social issue, modern life, modern, online banking, money, easy, technology, online, steal, stealing

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC43367
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2480x1785 pixels (unwatermarked)
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brussels sprouts, cows, genes, wishes, fairy godmother, dna, genetic engineering, modern life, agriculture, animals, myths, vegetables, food, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, gm food, gm foods, self-preserve, self-preservation, wish, wishes, fairy, fairies, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, animal rights, slaughter, slaughters, slaughtering, self-interest, self-interested

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC44026
High Res:
2838x2100 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
doctors, doctors and patients, genome, dna, genetic engineering, insects, sci fi, medical, problems, modern life, modern living, genetic abnormality, genetic abnormalities, genetic illness, genetic illnesses, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, gene, genes, kafka, kafkaesque, franz kafka, metamorphosis, diagnosis, diagnoses, mankoff

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC38604
High Res:
1500x1553 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wake, wakes, wake up, wakes up, waking up, scream, screams, screaming, stress, stressed out, stressing out, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, depression, depressed, unhappy, miserable, misery, miserable existence, businessman, businessmen, upper class, upper classes, upper crust, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, suburb, suburbs, suburban life, bored, boring, stressor, stressors, modern life, modern times, modern man, working man, working men

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC37034
High Res:
1999x1583 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
attention deficit disorder, doctors, crazy, doctors & patients, medical, trends, psychiatrists, psychologists, psychiatrist, attention, short attention span, short attention spans, attention span, attention spans, modern life, modern world, modern worlds, modern living, mental disorder, mental disorders, learning disability, learning disabilities, learning disabled, mankoff

"How is it gendered?"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC41139
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3065x3150 pixels (unwatermarked)
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gender, genders, gendered, baby, babies, infant, infants, assumption, assumptions, assume, assumes, modern life, modern times, cis, trans, transgender, trans*, modern life, modern family, modern families, parent, parents, parenting, spectrum, spectra, toddler, toddlers, politically correct, political correctness

"It's free, but they sell your information."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC128506
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2950x2041 pixels (unwatermarked)
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children, kids, internet, internet culture, modern life, modern, modernity, computer, computers, child, kid, lemonade stand, data protection, data, personal privacy, personal information, privacy, internet privacy, privacy policy, privacy policies, gdpr, gdpr policy, information economy, information age, business, business front, social media, browser history, browser histories

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC122212
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5000x3023 pixels (unwatermarked)
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modern life, truth seeker, truth seekers, enlightenment, enlightened, seeker, seekers, wisdom, guru, gurus, disappointment, disappointments, shocked, sad, sadness, sorrow, underwhelm, underwhelms, underwhelming, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, wise man, wise men, journey, journeys, disappoint, disappointing, reality, hard truth, hard truths

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC32017
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3053x2535 pixels (unwatermarked)
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family, parents, relationship, trans, transgender, modern family, modern families, modern life, modern lives, gender, genders, gender fluidity, gender fluid, modern life, modern times, mankoff

"We were hoping that you could work from work today."

Artist:
Warp, Kim
Search ID:
CC134393
High Res:
3052x2275 pixels (unwatermarked)
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work, working, worker, workers, job, jobs, career, careers, office, office, office life, workplace, workplaces, business, businesswoman, sick, ill, absent, employee, employer, employees, employer, work remotely, working remotely, telecommute, telecommuting, remote work, work from home, work from work, home office, in-office, in office, call-in, calling-in, call in, calling in, manager, managers, management, modern life

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC42207
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2528x3154 pixels (unwatermarked)
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consumerism, consumer, consumers, shampoo, shampoos, first world problem, first world problems, modern life, rich people, the tragedy of prosperity, luxury item, luxury items, luxury, middle class, prosperity, middle classes, soap, hair, wealth inequality, generation gap, generation gaps, beauty product, beauty products, cereal, bathrooms

"Let's do it, let's fall in love."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC24017
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1207x952 pixels (unwatermarked)
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language, entertainment, music, lyrics, relationships, modern love, modern times, modern life, modern living, fall in love, falls in love, falling in love, business decision, business decisions, passionless, calculated, calculated decision, calculated decisions, business culture, businessman, businessmen, careerist, careerists, proposal, proposals, unromantic, mankoff

"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC134350
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3040x3309 pixels (unwatermarked)
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television, tv, t.v.telly, televisions, couple, couples, marriage, married, marries, laptop, laptops, technology, technologies, computer, computers, internet, online, on-line, screen, screens, relationships, relationship, seduce, seductive, seducing, seduces, modern, modern life, night, nights, evening, evenings

"I liked recess a lot better before the safety helmets."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC43938
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2000x1574 pixels (unwatermarked)
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helmet, helmets, safety helmet, safety helmets, safety first, protection, over-protect, over-protects, over-protection, parent, parents, parenting, recess, modern life, modern times, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting

"I love you too, Daddy, but it just kills me that you're a man."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC22586
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1471x1126 pixels (unwatermarked)
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modern life, modern times, feminism, feminist, feminists, man-hater, man-haters, men-hating, misandry, misandrist, sexism, sexist, gender, anti-man, anti-men, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, daughter, daughters, frustration, frustrations, frustrated

"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC40595
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1995x2381 pixels (unwatermarked)
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federal, fed, federacy, federation, federals, feds, federal reserve, federal reserves, federal reserve board, board, bards, bureau, bureaus, bureacracy, bureaucrat, bureaucratic, familiar, familiarity, reception, receptionist, receptionists, modern, modern world, modern life, word play, play on words, nicknames, nick name, nickname, nick names, dating, date, dates, communication, communicate, communicating, work, working, worker, employ, employed, employment, job, jobs

"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC43140
High Res:
3364x3379 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
appropriate, good, evil, hell, devils, religion, myths, demons, legends, modern life, ethics, morality, philosophy, bad, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, inappropriate, distinguish, distinguishes, distinguishing, conscience, consciences, demon, demonic, legend, certain, certainty, uncertain, uncertainty

"You just wait until your other mother gets home, young man!"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC27837
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2121x1673 pixels (unwatermarked)
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disciplinarian, disciplinarians, modern times, modern life, modern family, modern families, gay marriage, lesbian marriage, parent, parents, parenting, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, gay couple, gay couples, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, strict, strict parent, strict parents

"Big Tony's Web site—get rid of it."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC41233
High Res:
2000x1600 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
crime boss, crime bosses, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobster, mobsters, organized crime, organised crime, ddos, denial of service, attack, attacks, attacking, website, websites, cyber crime, cyber criminal, cyber criminals, hit, hits, hit job, hit jobs, whack, whacked, modern world, modern times, modern life, web address, web addresses, web site, web sites, harm, harms, harming, online presence, online presences, threaten, threatens, threatening, extort, extortion, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC128495
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1509x2051 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
passover, plague, plagues, seder, seders, spam, catalogue, catalogues, body hair, reality show, reality shows, underachiever, underachieves, ten plagues, old testament, torah, call waiting, megastore, megastores, audit, audits, middle age, middle aged, modern life, modern times, jewish holiday, jewish holidays