"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."
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"I'm rich, you're thin. Together, we're perfect."
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"I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I'm taking the Harry Dean Stanton part."
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"Perhaps you're forgetting our agreement: 'Don't ask, don't tell, don't pursue.' "
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"We divided it up so I do everything right and he does everything wrong."
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"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"
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"Dennis, I would like to talk to you for a minute-off-line."
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Fantastic, fit, fortysomething exec, interested in culture, athletic pursuits, and gourmet food, seeks intelligent, dynamic, thirtysomething beauty for evolving relationship leading marriage.
"Oh, there's nothing really wrong with our marriage. We'd just like to figure out a way to monetize it."
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"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"
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"Aw, baby! Those forces of evil are relentless!"
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"We have an arrangement."
"She's just waiting for him to be worth divorcing."
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"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?
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Modern relationships on mailboxes.
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"Look, all I'm asking is that we let market forces bring a greater degree of efficiency into our marriage."
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"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."
"Good news, hon - I've sold the ancillary rights to our marriage."
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"I just realized, Howard, that everything in this apartment is more sophisticated than we are."
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"Women want more these days, Bill - it's not enough just to be a jerk anymore."
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Spark Notes Wedding Vows
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"Rachel bought herself a Porsche, so I got my boobs done."
"Honey! We're home!"