"Dad, can you read?"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, boy, boys, son, sons, family, families, modern life, modern parenting, modern parenthood, technology, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., couch potato, couch potatoes, reading, reader, readers, book, books, novel, novels, literature, literacy, illiteracy, reading a book, reading books, question, questions, questioning, bad role model, bad role models, bad example"I'll trade you my soy milk for your wheatgrass juice."
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wheatgrass juice, soy milk, health food, health foods, lunchbox, lunchboxes, lunch box, lunch boxes, packed lunch, packed lunches, school lunch, school lunches, kid, kids, healthy eating, hipster, hipsters, modern parenting, parent, parents, modern family, modern families, helicopter parents, health obsession, modern childhood, modern childhoodsBonding in the Electronic Age
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electronic age, video chat, video chats, video chatting, parent, parents, parenting, video conference, video conferencing, raise children, raising children, modern life, modern times, modern parenting, modern parent, modern parents, toddler, toddlers, internet culture, modern society, raise a child, raising a child, working parent, working parents"Mommy's tattoos are the result of very bad decisions she made when she was not much older than you."
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child, children, kids, kids, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother, mothers, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, discipline, childhood, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, mistake, mistakes, decision, decisions, bad decision, bad decisions, young and stupid, tattoo, tattoos, regret, regrets, permanent, growing up, growing older, raising kids, raising children, modern life, modern parenting, modern parents, middle-age, middle age, settling down, past mistake, past mistakes"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, earthling, earthlings, family, families, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern life, modern parenting, modern parents, education, school, schools, schooling, school district, school districts, school system, school systems, neighbourhood, neighborhood, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, moving, moving house, real estate, property, properties"I'm proud of you for making a gurgle."
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parent, parents, parenting, infant, infants, baby, babies, gurgle, gurgles, gurgling, pride, proud, baby talk, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, participation trophy, participation trophies, low expectation, low expectations, low bar, low bars, mediocre, mediocrity, modern life, modern parent, modern parenting, achievement, achievements, benchmark, benchmarks"Madonno and Child"
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art, madonna and child, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, baby, babies, technology, modern parents, modern parenting, modern life"I can't decide - do I go for the prettiest doll or the one with the most compelling back story?"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, girl, girls, daughter, daughters, toy, toys, doll, dolls, fashion doll, fashion dolls, 18-inch doll, 18-inch dolls, prettiest, beautiful, attractive, compelling, interesting, unique, back story, back stories, american history, history, historical, educational, modern toys, modern life, modern parenting, modern parents, modern kids, modern children, modern parenthood, women, woman"And you call yourself a marsupial?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, marsupial, marsupials, kangaroo, kangaroos, joey, joeys, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, pouch, pouches, pocket, pockets, baby sling, baby slings, baby carrier, baby carriers, carrying, judgement, judgemental, judging, criticising, criticizing, critical, critic, critics, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood, modern life"Don't you want to have parents who can brag about their children?"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, brag, bragging, boast, boastful, boasting, show-off, show-offs, showing off, proud, pride, prideful, gloating, proud parent, proud parents, modern life, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern parenting, modern parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, helmet, helmets, safety, protection, protective gear, safety gear, protective equipment, safety equipment, parental, scrutiny, judgement, examination, inspection, sturdy, solid, modern life, other parents, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, friend, friends, friendship, come out to play, peer pressure, youth, smoke, smoker, smokers, smoking, tobacco, bad habit, bad habits, starting young, permission, asking permission, health, unhealthy, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits, underage smoking, underage smoker, underage smokers, modern life, modern parenting, modern parenthood"The sandbox is safe, and it's even safer without the sand."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, play, playing, safety, safe, safer, overprotective, protection, protect, protective, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, sandbox, sandboxes, sand, modern parenting, modern parent, modern parents, modern life"He's swearing in full sentences now."
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kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, learning to talking, talking, speaking, swearing, swear words, cursing, curse words, full sentence, full sentences, inappropriate language, language, language learning, proud parent, proud parents, modern parents, modern parenting, modern life"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."
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kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, working mom, working moms, working mum, working mums, working mother, working mothers, daycare, day care, daycares, day cares, childcare, childcare centre, childcare centre, childcare center, child care centers, nursery school, nursery schools, preschool, preschools, kindergarten, kindergartens, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, child-minding, child-minder, child-minders, teacher, teachers, school, schools, schooling, education, teaching, socialising, socializing, socialisation, socialization, social engineering, psychology, raising kids, raising children, modern life"I have to take him to his class for things kids used to learn on their own."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, class, classes, development, childhood, modern education, modern parenting, modern parenthood, modern parent, modern parents, autonomy, independence, modern life"Freedom's on the march everywhere but 114 Circle Drive."
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kid, kids, child, children, modern kids, modern children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern parenting, modern parents, modern parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, boy, boys, complaint, complaints, complaining, whine, whining, whinge, whinging, punishments, punishing, discipline, disciplining, free, freedom, freedom march, freedom marches, social justice, social justice warrior, social justice warriors, sjw, sjws, activism, activist, activists, unfair, injustice, family, families, modern life"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, sleepover, sleepovers, slumber party, slumber parties, pyjama party, pyjama parties friend, friends, mate, mates, girl, girls, bunk bed, bunk beds, bed, beds, bedtime, top bunk, dangerous, risky, danger, risk, waiver, waivers, release form, release forms, liability, lawsuit, lawsuits, law, fear of being sued, modern life, modern parenting, modern parenthood, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel"Of course I'm allowed to jump on the bed as long as I'm wearing my bed-jumping helmet."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, upbringings, overparent, overparenting, overprotective, overprotectiveness, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, jumping on the bed, helmet, helmets, health and safety"Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy."
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