"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"
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school, schools, auction, auctions, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising, unrealistic, expectation, expectations, self-interest, self-interested, selfish, parent, parents, modern parent, modern parents, parenting, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, nuisance, nuisances, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, entitled, entitlement complex, imposition, impositions, impose, imposingBonding in the Electronic Age
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electronic age, video chat, video chats, video chatting, parent, parents, parenting, video conference, video conferencing, raise children, raising children, modern life, modern times, modern parenting, modern parent, modern parents, toddler, toddlers, internet culture, modern society, raise a child, raising a child, working parent, working parents"Mommy's tattoos are the result of very bad decisions she made when she was not much older than you."
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child, children, kids, kids, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother, mothers, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, discipline, childhood, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, mistake, mistakes, decision, decisions, bad decision, bad decisions, young and stupid, tattoo, tattoos, regret, regrets, permanent, growing up, growing older, raising kids, raising children, modern life, modern parenting, modern parents, middle-age, middle age, settling down, past mistake, past mistakes"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, earthling, earthlings, family, families, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern life, modern parenting, modern parents, education, school, schools, schooling, school district, school districts, school system, school systems, neighbourhood, neighborhood, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, moving, moving house, real estate, property, properties"Madonno and Child"
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art, madonna and child, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, baby, babies, technology, modern parents, modern parenting, modern life"I can't decide - do I go for the prettiest doll or the one with the most compelling back story?"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, girl, girls, daughter, daughters, toy, toys, doll, dolls, fashion doll, fashion dolls, 18-inch doll, 18-inch dolls, prettiest, beautiful, attractive, compelling, interesting, unique, back story, back stories, american history, history, historical, educational, modern toys, modern life, modern parenting, modern parents, modern kids, modern children, modern parenthood, women, woman"And you call yourself a marsupial?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, marsupial, marsupials, kangaroo, kangaroos, joey, joeys, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, pouch, pouches, pocket, pockets, baby sling, baby slings, baby carrier, baby carriers, carrying, judgement, judgemental, judging, criticising, criticizing, critical, critic, critics, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood, modern life"Don't you want to have parents who can brag about their children?"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, brag, bragging, boast, boastful, boasting, show-off, show-offs, showing off, proud, pride, prideful, gloating, proud parent, proud parents, modern life, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, play, playing, safety, safe, safer, overprotective, protection, protect, protective, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, sandbox, sandboxes, sand, modern parenting, modern parent, modern parents, modern life"He's swearing in full sentences now."
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kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, learning to talking, talking, speaking, swearing, swear words, cursing, curse words, full sentence, full sentences, inappropriate language, language, language learning, proud parent, proud parents, modern parents, modern parenting, modern life"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."
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kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, working mom, working moms, working mum, working mums, working mother, working mothers, daycare, day care, daycares, day cares, childcare, childcare centre, childcare centre, childcare center, child care centers, nursery school, nursery schools, preschool, preschools, kindergarten, kindergartens, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, child-minding, child-minder, child-minders, teacher, teachers, school, schools, schooling, education, teaching, socialising, socializing, socialisation, socialization, social engineering, psychology, raising kids, raising children, modern life"I have to take him to his class for things kids used to learn on their own."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, class, classes, development, childhood, modern education, modern parenting, modern parenthood, modern parent, modern parents, autonomy, independence, modern life"Freedom's on the march everywhere but 114 Circle Drive."
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kid, kids, child, children, modern kids, modern children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern parenting, modern parents, modern parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, boy, boys, complaint, complaints, complaining, whine, whining, whinge, whinging, punishments, punishing, discipline, disciplining, free, freedom, freedom march, freedom marches, social justice, social justice warrior, social justice warriors, sjw, sjws, activism, activist, activists, unfair, injustice, family, families, modern life"Of course I'm allowed to jump on the bed as long as I'm wearing my bed-jumping helmet."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, upbringings, overparent, overparenting, overprotective, overprotectiveness, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, jumping on the bed, helmet, helmets, health and safety"Can you believe this is happening to me? Her scores are very low in self-esteem."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, elementary, primary, kindergarten, education, school, schools, schooling, student, students, class, classes, score, scores, mark, marks, grade, grades, low, self-esteem, self-confidence, psychology, psychobabble, ego, vain, vanity, pretentious, modern life, modern parents, modern family, modern families, mental health"Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mommy, mum, mums, mummy, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, daddy, family, families, bed, beds, bedroom, bedrooms, bedtime, saying goodnight, nighttime, going to sleep, going to bed, raising kids, raising children, modern parenting, modern parenthood, modern parents, modern life, modern family, modern families, technology, surveillance, surveillance camera, surveillance cameras, camera, cameras, video camera, video cameras, cctv, closed-circuit television, security, security camera, security cameras, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, helicopter parenting"Watch yourself--we're under surveillance."
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children, child, playing, play, playtime, playdate, playdates, siblings, sibling, brothers, brother, sisters, modern parenting, modern parents, parenting, surveillance, security monitor, security monitors, baby monitor, baby monitors, privacy, private, being watched, eavesdropping, eavesdrop, big brother, big brother is watching, warning, warnings, modern childhood, modern children, digital surveillance, spycam, spycams, spy cam, spy cams, bug, bugging, wiretap, wiretapping, wiretaps"Father would be much happier if you wouldn't."
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parent, parents, parenting, permissive, spoil, spoiled child, spoiled children, smoke, smokes, smoking, puff, puffs, puffing, dad, dads, father, fathers, son, sons, child, children, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, bully, bullies, bullying, lax, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, intimidated, intimidate, intimidating, spare the rod, spoil the child"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."
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fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, story, stories, children's story, children's stories, storybook, storybooks, happily ever after, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, reading a book, books, book, reading, reading aloud, literature, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, divorce, divorced, divorces, split, separated, separation, separations, cliche, cliches, modern life, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern fairytale, modern fairy tale"There will be plenty of time for playing after you get into college."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, college, colleges, university, universities, education, higher education, school, schools, schooling, plenty of time, playing, having fun, fun, enjoying life, being a kid, being a child, childhood, studying, academics, no time, getting a head start, starting early, getting ahead, getting an early start, modern life, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood, competition, competitive"How about a quick espresso before school, Toby?"
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parent, parents, parenthood, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, motherhood, children, childhood, child, social media, social medias, unsocial media, unsocial medias, modern life, modern parenting, modern parents, smart phone, smart phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, internet addiction, internet addictions, internet addict, screen time, bad parent, bad parenting, bad parents, playground, playgrounds, park, parks"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."
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