"After the whole W.M.D. thing, I don't know what to believe."
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"Our thoughts and prayers are with those who wanted a moral and ethical Administration,"
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"I want my bubble back."
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"We can appreciate your concern over his investments, Senator, but I do think 'Off with his head!' is uncalled for."
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"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."
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"And today in Washington a top Administration apologist issued an apology."
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"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"
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"We're just saying that you need to work on your likeability."
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"I am not the kind of man who indulges in lavish promises about the future. But I make so bold as to say this—that had I been in ofﬁce over the past two years this great nation of ours would have been the ﬁrst to launch a sputnik, there would have been no troubles in Iraq and Lebanon to inﬂame the Middle East, there . . ."
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"The scales say 'alien overlord,' but the rolled-up sleeves say 'man of the people.'"
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'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'
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"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
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"Relax, I was appointed by the president."
"Is it your intention to seethe for the next four years?"
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"When you say campaign-finance reform, is that with or without an asterisk?"
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"You're accidentally debriefing a bowl of mushy oranges and dead canaries."
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"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
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"This time next week we'll be wishing we'd appreciated how less worse things were last week."
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"In the midst of chaos, Larry is the clear voice of reason. Get him the hell out of here."
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The American experiment.
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"What took you so long?"
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What would Trump need to do to surprise you now?
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Current White House cabinet positions
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Nap time for the Senate babies
"Just got of the phone with Alex Jones. He tells me the illuminati lizards are approaching the moon. do we have space force on this?"
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