"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"
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polar bear, polar bears, bear cave, bear caves, phone addict, phone addicts, phone addiction, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, sleep deprived, sleep deprivation, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, insomniaMan takes beach vacation at home.
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holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, beach vacation, beach vacation, beach holiday, beach holidays, tv, tvs, television, televisions, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, beach, beaches, second best, supplement, supplements"I have to hang up now. You just walked through the door."
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modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, conversation, conversations, hang up, hanging up, hang-up, modern life, modern times, couple, couples, secret phone call, secret phone calls"You've got pie."
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pie, pied, pie in the face, mail, you've got mail, youve got mail, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, cream pie, cream pies, pieing, slapstick, slapstick comedy, surprise, surprises, message, messages, social network, social networks, social mediaCaveman at Computer
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neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, computer, computers, pc, pcs, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, computer addict, computer addicts, computer addiction, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early man"So when do we go online?"
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baby, babies, new baby, new babies, new born, new borns, newborn, newborns, internet, the internet, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, generation z, generation-z, hospital, hospitals, maternity ward, maternity wards, online, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."
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broadband, broadband connection, internet, internet connection, wifi, wi fi, wi-fi, modern life, modern times, tech, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, behind the times, out of touch, out of date, old person, old people, elderly person, elderly people, male pale stale, usurp, usurped, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, new technology, new technologies"It was horrible. I was stuck on an escalator for six hours."
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escalator, escalators, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, lazy, laziness, oblivious, obliviousness, complain, complaining, first world problems, first world problems, drowning your sorrows, idiot, idiots, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, modern convenience, modern conveniences"Unfortunately, a tiny percentage of the drones are opposed to violence."
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modern warfare, modern weapons, drone, drones, conscientious objector, conscientious objectors, pacifist, pacifists, pacifism, anti war, anti-war, flower power, hippy, hippies, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, inconvenient, inconvenience, inconveniences, let down, let downs, let-down, let downs, artificial intelligence, military drone, military drones, unmanned combat aerial vehicle, ucav, combat drone, combat drones, drone strike, drone strikes"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."
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silicon valley, computer chip, computer chips, microchip, microchips, micro chip, micro chips, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, advancing technology, developing technology, techy, out of touch, behind the times, intellectual property, copied product, copied products, theft, business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businesspersonUser-Unfriendly
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laptop, laptops, computer, computers, pc, pcs, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, user friendly, user-friendly, operating system, operating systems, monster, monsters, dangerous, aggressive, put off, put-off, off putting, ageing, luddite, luddites, out of touch, behind the times"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."
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hacker, hackers, firewall, firewalls, digital security, online security, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, anti virus, anti-virus, anti virus software, anti-virus software, defences, poor defence, battle, battles, leader, leaders, ruler, rulers, security, no security, bad security, attack, attacks, cyber criminal, cyber criminals, cyber attack, cyber attacks, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"
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computer, computers, pc, pcs, p.c., p.c.s, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, operating system, operating systems, computer system, computer systems, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, changing technology, changing technologies, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationshipsMy mother, the PC.
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, game, games, computer, game, computer games, gaming, gamer, gamers, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, computer addict, computer addicts, computer addiction, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, teen, teens, teenager, desktop, desktops, computer desktop, .computer desktops, lazy, laziness, messy, messy"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."
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fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, mod con, mod cons, consumer, consumers, consumerism, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, learning curve, learning curves, complication, complications, over complication, over-complication, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages"Damn, the son of a b***h is on internet time,"
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internet time, beat time, ahead of time, fast, speedy, predator, predators, prey, food chain, food chains, time zone, time zones, gmt, lion, lions, gazelle, gazelles, antelope, antelopes, chase, chases, simple internet time, new meridian, the new meridian, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies"I should have had him put into a more manageable format years ago."
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, disc, discs, cd, cds, cd rom, cd rom, dvd, dvds, reformat, reformatting, long term relationship, bad relationship, digital storage, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, long term relationship, long-term relationshipsReal-Time Stock Quotes
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stock market, the stock market, stocks and shares, financial market, the financial market, stock quote, stock quotes, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, real time, in real time, investor, investors, investing investment banker, investment bankers, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, social inequality, inequality"Notice how the more we watch the bigger it gets?"
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tv, tvs, telly, tellies, television, televisions, goggle box, tv addict, tv addicts, tv addictions, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, square eyed, massive tv, massive tvs, massive television, massive televisions, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologiesRabbit on a Phone
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rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, samrtphones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, phone call, phone calls, modern tech, modern technology, modern technology, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, phone addict, phone addicts, phone addiction"That's probably my wife- she has global reach."
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global reach, phonecall, phonecalls, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad marriage, bad marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologiesBlind.com
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homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, social inequality, inequality, sleep rough, sleeping rough, rough sleeper, rough sleepers, blind, blindess, .com company, .come companies, online businesses, online business, death of the highstreet, highstreet shop, highstreet shops, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, internet business, internet businesses