"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."
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"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."
"Sorry, you're overqualified."
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"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"
For Sale By Owner
"Well, I want to talk."
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"Good news—the economy is still sluggish!"
"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."
Clam - The Dance Mix
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"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."
"The Middle East peace process seems to be moving right along."
Clam at a crossroads
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Ollie the Uncreative Octopus
"He's not in. Can you crawl back after lunch?"
"You've got to stop and eat the roses."
"I haven't got a racist bone in my body."