King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"
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"Now you're getting the hang of it!"
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"Even a small kingdom, Your Highness, can make effective use of modern management techniques."
"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."
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"He died young."
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"The United States wants you to become a democracy."
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Total World Domination bus.
"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"
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"Well, I'm a little bit sleepy now, so that concludes our broadcast day."
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"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"
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"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."
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The King of Country Music
King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
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"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"
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"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"
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"Well, just look at you - that's why I'm king."
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"On the other hand, he's really good on infrastructure and tax reform."
"My position here is largely symbolic."
"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."
"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."
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"Don't you love being upscale?"
"I think, Your Majesty, that you are perceived as an élitist."
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"The latest poll shows your approval rating holding steady at a hundred per cent."
"Thanks, but I still want a dollar."
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"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."
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