"The United States wants you to become a democracy."
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Total World Domination bus.
"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"
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"Well, I'm a little bit sleepy now, so that concludes our broadcast day."
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"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."
"The latest poll shows your approval rating holding steady at a hundred per cent."
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"You have creepy peasants."
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"And do you feel that you are a pretender?"
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"Sorry, Dad, but it's time to consider a retirement kingdom."
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"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."
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"His Majesty's lawyer will see you now, followed by His Majesty's agent, after which His Majesty the King will, if all goes well, see you."
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"You've got a power beheading at 8 A.M."
"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."
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"I'm sorry, Richard, but you've failed to provide me with a male heir."
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"You've got him. Edward the Accessible at your service."
"Good question. Yes, we have your best interests at heart."
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"It is my wish that this be the most educated country in the world, and toward that end I hereby ordain that each and everyone of my people be given a diploma."
"Hit it. I'm hungry."
"Now that your reign has been consolidated, Sire, some of us feel a greater effort should be made to restore the conﬁdence of the business community."
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"It's as big a turnout as we could manage, Sire. There's so much cynicism these days."
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"This is Edward the Great. I don't know any Edward the Weenie."
"Of course, it helped that my father was also a king."
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"No, I wasn't abused, but I cut off my father's head anyway."
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"Father was a tyrant."
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