"Now you're getting the hang of it!"
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king, kings, royalty, royalties, royals, royal, royal family, monarch, monarchy, monarchs, ruler, rulers, power, powerful, patriarchy, patriarchies, paternal, father, fathers, prince, princes, ruler, rulers, oppression, oppressed, oppressor, oppressors, train, training, protege, proteges, corrupt, corruption, corrupt leaders, corrupt leader, corrupt leadership, feudalism, feudalist, nobility, noble, nobles, serf, serfs, peasants, peasant, serfdom, peasantry, fear, fearful, afraid, subjugate, subjugation, oppressiveness, tyranny, tyrannical, tyrant, tyrants, class divide, class divides, upperclass, upper-classes, upper-class, upstairs downstairs, servant, servants"Even a small kingdom, Your Highness, can make effective use of modern management techniques."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, kingdom, kingdoms, government, governments, governing, managing, manager, managers, management, modern management, technique, techniques, advice, advising, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers"He died young."
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history, historical, egypt, ancient, ancient egypt, egyptian, pyramids, giza, pyramid, tomb, tombs, grave, graves, death, dead, young, youth, died young, age, ages, child, children, kid, kids, pharaoh, pharaohs, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, small, tiny, mini, tourist, tourists, tourism, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists"The United States wants you to become a democracy."
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democracy, democracies, tyrant, tyrants, tyranny, tyrannies, foreign relations, foreign policy, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, kingship, u.s. politics, ruler, rulers, dictatorship, dictatorships, spread of democracy, democrat, democrats, american politics"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"
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housewife, housewives, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, royalty, king, kings, kingship, chore, chores, d.i.y., do it yourself, diy advice, diy tip, diy tips, home improvement, home improvements, official business, royal business, minister, ministers, royal audience, royal audiences, royal petition, royal petitions, petition, petitions"Well, I'm a little bit sleepy now, so that concludes our broadcast day."
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broadcast, broadcasts, broadcasting, broadcast day, broadcast days, king, kings, royal, royals, hrh, his royal highness, royalty, divine right, divine rights, duty, duties, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, tv station, tv stations, television station, television stations, sleeps, sleep, sleepy, sleepiness, evening news, news station, news stations, 24 hour news, news cycle, news cycles"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"
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moat, moats, castle, castles, enemies, enemy, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, battlement, battlements, loneliness, lonely, isolation, isolated, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapist, therapists, commitment phobia, commitment phobias, cold feet, commitment issue, commitment issues"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, kid, kids, child, children, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversations, talking with kids, talking with children, humor, humour, joke, jokes, joking, le roi s'amuse, victor hugo, word play, wordplayKing Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
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history, historical, medieval, myth, myths, legend, legends, literature, book, books, king arthur, camelot, round table, round tables, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politician, politicians, government, governments, politics, law, laws, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, modern life"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, marry, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, partner, partners, spouse, spouses, women, men, nagging, nag, nagged, royal, royalty, king, kings, monarch, monarchy, sarcasm, sarcastic, ego, egotistical, egotistic, big ego, arrogance, arrogant"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"
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fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the emperor's new clothes, hans christian andersen, emperor, emperors, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, food, plate, plates, dish, dishes, empty, invisible, new, cuisine, word play, wordplay"My position here is largely symbolic."
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symbol, symbols, symbolic, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, ceo, ceos, c.e.o.s, head honcho, head honchos, leader, leaders, leading, leadership, head of state, heads of state, democracy, democracies, democratic"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."
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king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, shrink, shrinks, shrinking, kingdom, kingdoms, geography, geographer, geographers, bottom line, bottom lines, crisis, loss of power, power, powerful, elite, elites, comfort, comforts, comforting, lose power, losing power"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, chair, chairs, throne, thrones, royal throne, royal thrones, ergonomic, office chair, office chairs, desk chair, desk chairs, back support, lumbar support, health, spine, spine health, back health, posture, postures, good posture, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, medieval, chiropractor, chiropractors, orthopaedic, osteopath, osteopaths, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, comfort, comfortable"Don't you love being upscale?"
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upscale, upper class, wealth, wealthy, rich, rich people, royal, royalty, king, kings, queen, queens, wealthy people, wealthy family, wealthy families, money, monarch, monarchy, real estate, privilege, privileged"I think, Your Majesty, that you are perceived as an élitist."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, peasant, peasants, citizen, citizens, revolt, revolts, rebellion, rebellions, rebelling, revolution, revolutions, revolting, riot, riots, rioting, mob, mobs, angry mob, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, perceived, perception, perceptions, elite, elitist, class, social status, unpopular, snob, snobs, snobbish, pompous, aristocracy, aristocrat, aristocrats, noble, nobles, out of touch"The latest poll shows your approval rating holding steady at a hundred per cent."
"Thanks, but I still want a dollar."
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knight, knights, knighted, king, kings, royal, royalty, royals, monarch, monarchy, royal family, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandle, panhandlers, panhandling, beg, begging, beggar, beggars, bum, bums, knighthood, charity, donate, donation, donations, money, honor, honorable, honour, honourable"This gives my confidence a real boost."
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royalty, royal, royals, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, confidence, crown, crowns, confident, confidence, self-confidence, self-confident, self-esteem, esteem, esteemed, king, kings, boost, boosts, bow, bows, bowing, scrape, scrapes, scraping, worship, worships, worshiping, worshipping, dictator, dictators, dictatorship"My friends, after our many happy years together, it is with feelings of both joy and sorrow that I announce my decision to abdicate my throne and marry a commoner."
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abdication, abdications, abdicating, abdicate, abdicates, commoner, commoners, blueblood, blue blood, blue bloods, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, boss, bosses, retirement, retirements, royal privilege, love story, love stories, salesmen, salesman, businessmen, businessman, lino, linoleum"I can't solve your problem. I am the problem."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, petitioner, petitioners, peasant, peasants, citizen, citizens, commoner, commoners, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, problem, problems, solve, solution, solutions"I wish you'd do something about the moat."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, queen, queens, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, moat, moats, pollution, water pollution, litter, trash, rubbish, garbage, junk, floating, clutter, mess, messy, cluttered, clean up, clean-up, housework, chore, chores, cleaning, yard work, yardwork"Owning to an unforeseen dip in the fiefdom's population, we regret that we must once again raise taxes."
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politics, government, government, tax, taxes, money, raising taxes, high taxes, population, depopulation, unforeseen, unpredictable, fiefdom, fiefdoms, fief, fiefs, serfdom, serf, serfs, peasant, peasants, citizen, citizens, feudalism, medieval, history, historical, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royalty, royal, decree, decrees, messenger, messengers, town crier, town criers, announcement, announcements, poor, poverty, overtaxation, taxation, unfair