Monarchy Cartoons

"Now you're getting the hang of it!"

"Even a small kingdom, Your Highness, can make effective use of modern management techniques."

"He died young."

"The United States wants you to become a democracy."

Total World Domination bus.

"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"

"Well, I'm a little bit sleepy now, so that concludes our broadcast day."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

The King of Country Music

King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"

"My position here is largely symbolic."

"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"Don't you love being upscale?"

"I think, Your Majesty, that you are perceived as an élitist."

"The latest poll shows your approval rating holding steady at a hundred per cent."

"Thanks, but I still want a dollar."

"This gives my confidence a real boost."

"My friends, after our many happy years together, it is with feelings of both joy and sorrow that I announce my decision to abdicate my throne and marry a commoner."

"I can't solve your problem. I am the problem."

"I wish you'd do something about the moat."

"Owning to an unforeseen dip in the fiefdom's population, we regret that we must once again raise taxes."