"Hi, Dad. Investment banking wasn't that great after all."
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"Me? I'm just one of those shadowy figures who inhabit the mysterious twilight world where the medical and legal professions meet."
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"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "
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"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."
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"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"
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"A billion is a thousand million? Why wasn't I informed of this?"
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"We are neither hunters nor gatherers. We are accountants."
"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."
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"Right now I think the wisest strategy is to diversify among your mattresses."
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An Honest Graduation Photograph
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"In case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for two dollars."
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"I didn't know there was that much money in the whole world!"
"I've made my fortune, and now it's time for me to run for office and consolidate it."
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"I can't sleep. I just got this incredible craving for capital."
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"A banker, eh? Can you make a living at that?"
"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."
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Someday, my Ron Perelman will come.
"You know, you can do this just as easily online."
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Card section: Condolence (real estate).
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I love NY - except for you foreigners with too much dough
"So how's everything going?"
"Being in possession of great wealth made me a bit self-conscious at first, but I finally came to terms with it."
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"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."
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"I told you the Fed should have tightened."
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"Of course they're clever. They have to be clever. They haven't got any money."