"It's tricky—if we try to show a human side we may alienate his base."
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"We found this in your brain."
"That's him—the one on the right."
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"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."
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"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."
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Politics, Finance, Religion.
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"Well, I feel some of you in this group are heavy into denial."
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"He uses tools and he flings excrement- what's not to vote for?"
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Gold, Silver & Bronze Evolution Chart
"This place isn't bad during the week, but on weekends it turns into a zoo."
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"Are you in for Tarzan?"
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Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk
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"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."
"Oh, great! Here comes the policeman of the world again."
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"Monkey see, monkey overanalyze."
"Make a note - their use of tools is both efficient and precise."
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"Try telling that to the Kansas Board of Education."
"A monkey winked at me this morning."
"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."
"Cheetah more than friend. Cheetah dependent."
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"I didn't go to the office today. I went to the zoo."
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Law of the Jungle
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Chelsea of the Apes
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Every Child Gets A Baboon!
"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"
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