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"We're planning a very long shelf life together."
"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"
"Don't be too upset. If we were meant to have good sex, we probably would have married other people."
"Mary, will you stop this insecure nonsense? I didn't say Gladys was superior to you in any way. I only said I was in love with her, for God's sake."
"Instead of mating for life, why can't we just be a flock with benefits?"
"I am forsaking all others, but these things take time."
"Evan and I have an open relationship, but, really, who has the energy?"
"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."
"Arthur and I have been together now for four and a half years, which is a personal best for both of us."
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