"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
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Beauty and the Beast
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"Hand me my claw hammer."
"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"
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"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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Jaws phones his agent.
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"Sorry–I didn't realize you were another predator."
"Bring me a stem cell."
"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"
"See? No socialists."
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A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.
"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."
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"Well, partner, we're either going to be the greatest team ever to hit town or we're going to end up killing each other."
"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"
"You're the therapist - you make it go away."
"How do you get your children not to stick to the bottom of the cauldron?"
Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
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"Let's show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do."
"It's the co-op board!"
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Realtor from the Black Lagoon
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"But you can't leave me—your name is Bride of Frankenstein."
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"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."
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"Trick or trample!"
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"Momma? Is Rick Perry real?"
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"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."
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