"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
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monster, sea monster, sea monsters, monsters, monstrous, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourist season, tourist trap, tourist traps, occult beast, occult, beast, beasts, shore, shores, seashore, sea shore, swimming, swim, swims, beaches, beach, coast, coastal break, season, end of the season, summer, summer time, pity, pitiful, cthulu, lovecraft, lovecraftian, lovecrafts, tentacle, tentacles, tentacled, at the beach, family, family holiday, family holidays, kaiju, kaiju, cosmic horror, horrors, cosmic entityBeauty and the Beast
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fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, regret, regrets, mistake, mistakes, monster, monsters, beast, beasts, transformation, transformations, mythical creature, mythical creatures, la belle et la bête, date, dates, prince, princes, handsome prince, the handsome prince, bad relationship, bad relationships, couple, couples"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"
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break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, bad relationship, bad relationships, monster, monsters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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pizza, pizzas, pie, pies, pizza-pie, pizza pie, pizza pies, pizza-pies, slice, slicing, slices, whole, mouth, mouths, prefer, pizzeria, pizza mouth, pointless, monster, monsters, alien, aliens, take away, take-away, take-out, takeout, take out, takeaway, foods, entire, tarrare, eat, eating, devour, devouring, restaurant, just as soonJaws phones his agent.
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agent, agents, hollywood agent, hollywood agents, shark, sharks, monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, dying career, dying careers, restart, restarts, comeback, comebacks, little mermaid, blockbuster, blockbusters, aging movie star, ageing movie stars, long in the tooth, out of fashion, opportunity, career opportunity, career opportunities, hollywood, hollywood industry, rep, reps, representative, representatives, personal representative"Sorry–I didn't realize you were another predator."
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predator, predators, carnivore, carnivores, monster, monsters, sorry, apology, mistaken identity, mistake, polite predator, polite monster, polite monsters, polite, prey, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, attacking, attack, attacked"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"
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bogeyman, bogeywoman, boogeyman, boogeywoman, boogiewoman, boogieman, monster, monsters, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bachelor, bachelors, vacuum, vacuuming, vacuums, myth, myths, men, man, clean, cleaning, dust, dusty, women, woman"See? No socialists."
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socialist, socialism, scare, scary, red scare, scares, nightmare, nightmares, mare, socialists, communist, communism, communists, left, leftism, radical, lefty, under the bed, monster, monsters, monsters under the bed, child, children, indoctrination, media, news, newspapers, indoctrinate, indoctrinates, teach, teaching"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."
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kaiju, kaijus, movie monster, movie monsters, monster, monsters, branch out, branches out, branching out, actor, actors, agent, agents, hollywood, audience expectation, audience expectations, romantic comedy, romantic comedies, villain, villains, hero, heroes, heroic, movie studio, movie studios, limit, limited, limiting, constrict, constricts, constricting"Well, partner, we're either going to be the greatest team ever to hit town or we're going to end up killing each other."
"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"
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creature, creatures, monster, monsters, name, names, introducing, introductions, animal, animals, meeting, meetings, first meeting, first meetings, friendlyJack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
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jack, jack and the beanstalk, beanstalk, grill, grilling, men, manly, masculine, masculinity, suburban, suburbia, reality, realities, same same, parallel, parallels, monster, monsters, normal, normal life, everyday, seems normal, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, bbq, barbecue, middle america"It's the co-op board!"
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co-op board, co-op boards, co-op, co-ops, angry mob, angry mobs, lynch mob, lynch mobs, frankenstein, franken's monster, monster, monster movie, monster movies, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, villager, villagers, angry villager, angry villagers, apartment, apartment life, apartment living, real estate, flat, flats, flat lifeRealtor from the Black Lagoon
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real estate, new york city, tribeca, snakes, swamps, spiders, property values, real estate, realtor, realtors, real estate agent, real estate agents, estate agent, estate agents, classic movie, classic movies, classic film, classic films, lagoon, lagoons, property value, property values, sales pitch, sales spiel, housing market, property market, monster movie, monster movies, monster, monsters"But you can't leave me—your name is Bride of Frankenstein."
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walk out, walks out, walking out, leave, leaves, leaving, divorce, divorces, divorcing, horror, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, classic, monster movie, monster movies, monster, monsters, frankenstein, bride, wife, wives, denial, in denial, jilted husband, identity, identity crisis"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."
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monster, monsters, monster under bed, monsters under bed, under bed, under your bed, under my bed, scare, scary, scares, bogeyman, boogeyman, old, elderly, old people, old age, fear, fears, chair, chairs, beast, beasts, bogey man, boogey man, favourite chair, favorite chair, favorite chairs, fearful, imaginary, old person, old people, old man, granddad, granddads, grandparents, grandparent"Trick or trample!"
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halloween, hallowe'en, pumpkin, pumkins, trick or treat, trick or treating, trick or treater, trick or treaters, trample, trampling, trampled, witch, witches, giant, giants, mythical creature, mythical creatures, surprise, surprise, costume, costumes, halloween costume, halloween costumes, monster, monsters"Momma? Is Rick Perry real?"
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rick perry, texas, governor, governors, climate change, global warming, ice cap, ice caps, monster, monsters, polar bear, polar bears, myth, myths, mythical, scary story, scary stories, extinct, extinction, environmental policy, secretary of energy, catastrophe, catastrophes, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."
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monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, kaiju, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, cabbie, cabby, cabbies, cab fare, peak traffic, peak time, rush hour, detour, detours, save time, saves time, save money, saves money, diversion, diversions, divert, diverts, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, f.d.r. bridge, fdr bridge, toll, tolls, toll road, toll roads, toll bridge, toll bridges, save time, saves time, saving time, directions, taxicab driver, taxicab drivers, nyc, freeway, freeways