Monster Cartoons

"What a pity the season had to end like this!"

"Hand me my claw hammer."

"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Jaws phones his agent.

"Sorry–I didn't realize you were another predator."

"Bring me a stem cell."

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

"See? No socialists."

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

"Well, partner, we're either going to be the greatest team ever to hit town or we're going to end up killing each other."

"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"

"How do you get your children not to stick to the bottom of the cauldron?"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Let's show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do."

"It's the co-op board!"

Realtor from the Black Lagoon

"But you can't leave me—your name is Bride of Frankenstein."

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"Trick or trample!"

"Momma? Is Rick Perry real?"

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."