"I bet you feel pretty ridiculous bringing that wind chime."
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space, outer space, in space, moon, moon landing, science, scientific, scientists, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, scientist, physics, astrophysics, astronomy, astrology, atmosphere, situation comedy, wind, wind chimes, vacuum, space suit, space ship, porch, porches, star, stars"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."
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marriage, married, marrying, married life, argument, arguing, argue, argues, husband, wife, date, date night, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashion, fashion police, fashion crimes, faux pas, sweat, pants, sweat pants, sweatpants, casual, dress code, dress, code, pants, trousers, wrong trousers, honey, moon, honey moon period, honeymoon period"It's fine - you know, it's a moon."
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space, outer space, science, planet, planets, moon, moons, astronaut, astronauts, nasa, n.a.s.a., national aeronautics and space administration, space exploration, home, homes, house, houses, new, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, moving, fine, alright, ok, o.k., real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, opinion, opinions, unimpressed, unimpressive, man on the moon"What am I, chopped liver?"
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moon, moons, earth, earths, space, irrelevant, side, chopped liver, what am i, personified, personification, side dish, overlook, overlooked, sideline, sidelined, peripheral, insecure, small, smaller, subservient, orbit, orbits, orbiting"Honey, would you come out here for a minute?"
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stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, moon, the moon, donald, the donald, donald trump, trump, president, us president, trump tower, arrogant, arrogance, renaming, rename, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, trumpland, business strategy, business strategies, marketing strategy, marketing strategies"But she'll come down eventually, and she'll come down hard."
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hey diddle diddle, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose, children's story, children's stories, cow, cows, cow jumped over the moon, farm, farms, ranch, ranches, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, crescent moon, moon, intoxicated, intoxicate, coming down, sober, sobering up, sobriety, cattle, herd, herds"Yes, I'm sure. It says here the full moon isn't until the twenty-third."
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moon, the moon, full moon, the full moon, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, moon cycle, the moon cycle, moon phases, fake, fakes, trick, tricks, fact checking, fact checker, fact checkers, by the book"I guess it's no big deal anymore."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, talking cows, talking cow, livestock, farm, farms, farming, farmers, farmer, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, no big deal, nbd, n.b.d., the cow jumped over the moon, moon, moons, full moon, full moons, flying, jumping, jumping cows, flying cows, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, hey diddle diddle, mother goose, the cat and the fiddle, herd, herds, children's story, children's stories, book, books, literatureSpud, an as yet undiscovered moon of Neptune, bides its time."
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neptune, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, moon, moons, spud, spuds, potato, potatoes, moon name, moon names, naming moons, neptunes moons, neptune's moons, discovery, discoveries, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, scientist, scientists, astrophysics, physics, physicist, physicists, patience"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"
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cat, cats, pet, pets, life of, animals, talking animals, night, night sky, sky, skies, space, outer space, in space, the moon, moon, full moon, on the moon, climbing, climb, climbs, visual gag, visual joke, medium, visual medium, domestic, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, housecat, house cat, housecats, house cats"I hope his dark side is more interesting."
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bar fly, bar flies, pub, pubs, bar, bars, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, moon, moons, date, dates, dating, dating game, modern life, modern world, crescent moon, dark side of the moon, well known, well-known, phrases, phrase, sceince, scientists, scientist, space, the moon, dark side, a dark side, interest, interesting, bored, boring, boredom, literal, visual gag"It's hardly worth the trouble tonight."
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wolf, wolves, wolf pack, wolf packs, howl, howls, howling, howling at the moon, lunar cycle, lunar cycles, moon cycle, moon cycles, howled, canine, canines, trouble, moon, moons, pack animal, pack animalsCrew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight
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pirate, pirated, moon, mooning, line of sight, lines of sight, blind spot, blind spots, eyepatch, patch, patches, eye patch, eye-patches, eye patches, yarr, pirate ship, pirates, ship, ships, poop deck, deck, decks, above deck, above decks, crew, captain, captain of the ship, captains, crews, crewed, mutiny, mutinous, treason, treasons, treasonous, high seas, high sea, highseas, highsea, split, split down the middle, pirating, pirated, poking fun, poke fun, pokes fun"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, talking cows, talking cow, livestock, farm, farms, farming, farmers, farmer, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, the cow jumped over the moon, moon, moons, full moon, full moons, flying, jumping, jumping cows, flying cows, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, hey diddle diddle, mother goose, the cat and the fiddle, children's story, children's stories, book, books, literature, drug, medical, medicine, steroid, steroids, performance-enhancing, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, cheating, cheater, cheaters, athlete, athletes, sport, sports, steroid era, era, era, modern life"So much for finding intelligent life."
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astronaut, astronauts, space, space travel, moon, the moons, moon, aliens, alien, intelligent life, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extraterrestrial life, banjo, banjos, banjo player, banjo players, clawhammer, bluegrass, scientist, scientists, discovery, discoveries, disappoint, disappointing, disappointment, disappointments, let-down, let-downs, let down, let downsA people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"
"You go ahead. Last time I did that, I was hoarse for a week."
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wolves, wolf, howl, howling, howled, howls, moon, full moon, coyote, coyotes, american, region, regions, regional, ill, illness, hoarse, sore, sore throat, ent, ear nose and throat, ears nose and throat, uncharacteristic, unusual, strange, odd, talking, talking animal, talking animals, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pets, wolfdog"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."
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