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Vote Henshaw for City Council and check out his handcrafted jewelry designs on Etsy.
"Today's starting pitcher will be Matt Goss, and the starting manager will be Carl Ernst."
"Here's my card, sweetie. I also happen to do a bit of lawyering on the side."
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"I'm positive. This is the location for the Tupperware after party."
"Was that your first foray into politics?"
"I am a golem, but on weekends I do Domino's."