Morality Cartoons

"Run it by legal." "Run it by accounting."

"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."

"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"

"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."

"Sue the bastards."

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

"I'm honest, but not scrupulously honest."

"Miss Dugan, will you send someone in here who can distinguish right from wrong?"

"Have you been a moral child?"

"I'm also returning these Ivanka Trump brand clothes. They chafe my morals."

An entrance to hell is divided between individuals and corporate.

"We're giving up for the holidays."

"It came with the job."

"It's simple enough, Langdon, but I'll explain again. To help pay off the debt that we incurred when we bought this company, we've sold some of you into slavery."

"The salary is unimportant—I'll just siphon off what I need."

How to Tell if a Country Has the Bomb

Profiles in Courage

"Aren't you being a little arrogant, son? Here's Lieutenant Colonel Farrington, Major Stark, Captain Truelove, Lieutenant Castle, and myself, all older and more experienced than you, and we think the war is very moral."

"I've never understood—what is the difference between morals and ethics?"

"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"

"You know what you're doing? Criminalizing policy differences."

Moral Values for Dummies

"Which entrée raises the fewest ethical issues?"