Tags:coffee, coffees, coffee maker, coffee makers, coffee machine, coffee machines, morning, mornings, breakfast, food, drink, drinks, drinking, meal, meals, invention, inventions, innovation, innovative, talking, speaking, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, woman, women, man, men, appliance, appliances, kitchen
"No, I don't need an alarm clock - anxiety is my alarm clock."
Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?
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"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."
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"Maybe you ought to consider making love in the morning - before you have a chance to piss each other off."
Tags:marital fight, marital fights, pissing off, marriage counselors, marriage counselor, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, morning, relationships, doctors, patients, obstacles, realistic, marriage problem, marriage problems, anger, angers, angering, irritation, irritations, couples counselling, couples counseling, mankoff
"Yes, Myra, I do still love you. What I don't love, however, is this exit poll every damned morning."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, love, middle-age, middle-aged, modern life, exit poll, exit polls, poll, polls, polling, election, elections, election campaign, election campaigns, politics, political campaign, political campaigns, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, vote, voter, voters, morning, mornings, going to work, saying good-bye, saying goodbye
"Aaah . . . The smell of fresh-mown employees."
Tags:taskmaster, taskmasters, boss, bosses, executive, executives, manager, managers, office manager, office managers, throw your weight around, throwing your weight around, corporate ladder, corporate hierarchy, hierarchy, hierarchies, morning, mornings, start off the day, starting off the day, iron fist, ruler, rulers, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, refresh, refreshes, refreshing, invigorate, invigorates, invigorating
Deus ex Caffeina
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"The planet is all wobbly this morning."
"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"
A man eats his breakfast while staring at a TV that reads "Please stand by until we find a format for a popular 7 a.m.- 9 a.m. program."
"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."
A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.
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"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."
Tags:carrot, carrots, carrot and stick, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivating force, motivating forces, coffee, morning coffee, morning, mornings, night owl, night owls, donkey, donkeys, asses, mule, mules, plough, ploughs, ploughing, jump start, jump starts, jump starting
"One of you will have to remain behind."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, man, men, leaving for work, going to work, coffee, coffees, newspaper, newspapers, briefcase, briefcases, no hands, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, deciding, difficult decision, difficult choice, difficult decisions, difficult choices, morning, mornings
"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"
Tags:pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, good weather, nice weather, sunny, weather, summer, sunny, sunny weather, warm weather, nice day, nice days, glorious weather, glorious day, glorious days, morning, mornings, waking, up, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died
"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"
Tags:husbands, husband, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, marry, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, military, armed forces, generals, general, soldier, soldiers, home, kitchen, morning, mornings, working from home, telecommuting, e-worker, e-workers, remote worker, remote workers, remote working
Tags:mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, escalator, escalators, top o the morning, top of the morning, greeting, greetings, customer, customers, shopper, shoppers, shopping, morning, mornings, modern life, small talk, mundane, monotony, monotonous
"I woke up in a strange marriage with my clothing off."
Tags:marriages, couple, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, morning, mornings, morning after, the morning after, woke up, wake up, waking up, surprise, surprised, surprises, no cloths, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, satisfied, satisfaction, drink, drinking, drunk, drunks, getting drunk
"You weren't actually in the dream, but you did do the voice-over."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, breakfast, morning, mornings, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamed, dreamt, voice-over, voice-overs, voiceover, voiceovers, narrator, narrators, narration, film, films, movie, movies, entertainment, offended, angry, glaring, upset
"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"
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Tags:coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeinated, sugar, sugar rush, morning, mornings, morning routines, morning routine, pick me up, wake up, waking up, coffee addict, coffee addicts, coffee, addicts, caffeine addict, caffeine addiction, caffeine addicts, hot drink, hot drinks, coffee machine, percolator, percolators, smile, smiley face, sad face, emoji, emojis, coffee cup, coffee cups, coffee mug, coffee mugs, rise and shine
"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, frog, frogs, amphibian, amphibians, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversations, frog in your throat, voice, voices, hoarse, froggy, sound, sounds, sounding, waking up, morning, mornings, wake up, strange, unusual, weird
"Daylight come and me wan go home."
Tags:rooster, roosters, cockerel, cockerels, dawn chorus, morning, mornings, chicken, chickens, henhouse, hen house, hen house, poultry farm, poultry farms, poultry farming, chicken farm, chicken farms, chicken farming, hen, hens, night life, night-life, farmyard, farmyards, barnyard, barnyards, party animals, dawn, dawns, morning, mornings, late night
"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."
Tags:commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, cyclist, cyclists, bicycle, bicycles, late, late for work, shave, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, inconvenient, inconvenience, impractical, impracticality, mamil, mamils, cycle to work, cycling to work, cyclescheme, bike, bikes, rat race, the rat race