"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
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"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."
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"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."
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Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!
"Sometimes the best ideas, Cosgrove, are the simplest ideas. Yours are just simple."
"I don't mind criticism if it isn't completely moronic."
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"It's come to my attention we have nincompoops in the skill positions."
"I'll tell you one thing - only someone with a goyisher kop would dream up this kind of work."
"So, before passing judgment, please consider that science now shows that the male brain is not fully developed until never."
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Mr. Drumpf is a moron.