A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
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"But think of all the things you're not going to die of."
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"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."
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"We never say 'death'—we prefer 'deadness.' "
"Donald is such a fatalist - he's convinced he's going to grow old and die."
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"So what. Nobody lives forever."
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Pinocchio's Second Realization
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"Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! You only have thirty or forty years left to live!"
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"Compared to the Howells, we still are young Republicans."
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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
"Would you ever want to know if I'd done something sort of all too human?"
A man with a happy face balloon is about to have it popped by Death.
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"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."
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