A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
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"But think of all the things you're not going to die of."
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"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."
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"We never say 'death'—we prefer 'deadness.' "
Gravestone with an inscription reading "James Paul Smythe 1914-1992 Never sick a day in life - and now this".
Thomas Wilson 1901-1989 Fax 555-4320 tombstone
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A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.
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"Less cholesterol, regular checkups, no nicotine..."
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"Donald is such a fatalist - he's convinced he's going to grow old and die."
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"So what. Nobody lives forever."
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Pinocchio's Second Realization
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"Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! You only have thirty or forty years left to live!"
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"Compared to the Howells, we still are young Republicans."
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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"
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Doctors Without Boundaries
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A man with a happy face balloon is about to have it popped by Death.
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"There were balloons and games and cake, yet somehow I was infected by a sad sense of time passing."
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"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."
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