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A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."
"Donald is such a fatalist - he's convinced he's going to grow old and die."
"Compared to the Howells, we still are young Republicans."
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."