Moses Cartoons

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"But Moses, if I let your people go I'll have to let everybody's people go."

"Hold on-I think you got my toast."

Moses' Reading Glasses

"And the Lord spoke to the children of Israel and said, 'Thou must forswear these practices which are a blasphemy and an abomination in my sight, you know what I'm saying?'"

"At least we know where Neil Gorsuch stands on the separation of church and state."

"If you've finished reading the tablets, please pass them back to the front."

"Use a five iron!"

Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

"First, I'd like to thank the Academy."

Moses Awaits The Word Of God

"He'll have abandonment issues."

"And a little something for the wife."

"Wait, people! Let's not rush into a bad deal."

"Oh, yeah. Sorry. Never mind."

"Who did the damn crossword?"

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

"He's all right. I just wish he were a little more pro-Israel."

Moses and the Ring Girl

"Now that you mention it, the Roman numerals do seem a little ominous."

"Remember,this is a one-shot, not an entitlement."

"Manna's good for the munchies."

"Behold, the ten commandments of highly successful people!"