"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."
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Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.
"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."
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"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."
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"Are you the young man that bit my daughter?"
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Suckling piglets watching television on mother's back
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"Don't worry—it's just a phase."
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"Please, R.K., stop mothering me."
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"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"
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"You sold our cow for magical beanbags?"
"When you're President, then you can watch six hours of television a day."
You Got Schmutz On Your Face
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"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."
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"Leon, you are a millennial Odyssey."
"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom
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"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"
"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."
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"That's not how we make friends, Howard."
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"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"
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"Help! I've fallen and my son is a disappointment!"
"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."
Crime & Punishment Mix And Match
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J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open