"Mommy can be tough like Janet Reno. But she can also be vulnerable like Al Gore."
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Romulus (left) and Remus
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"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."
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Does our driver's performance meet with your approval? If not, his mother can be reached at (718) 555-7403.
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"Son, your mother is a remarkable woman."
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"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."
"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."
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"If your mother asks, we crossed at the corner."
When Moms Dance
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A store clerk files greeting cards for different types of moms
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"Now you've got the hang of it!"
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"You see, Thomas, there's a bully at Daddy's office."
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"You're why I have the moat, Mother."
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"Which cupcakes are for boys?"
Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.
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"He hums in his sleep."
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"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."
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"Your mother is very fond of you, but she thought that you and your backpack looked suspicious."
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"Your mom cooks the chicken, but your dad makes it dance."
Portuguese Mom of War
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"I'm a mother first, then a bad driver."
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"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"
"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."
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