Motivating Cartoons

"Me? I'm just here for the babes."

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."

"Good morning. I'm Craig Nisbet, and I'm trying to meet women."

A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.

"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."

"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

"Tallyho!"

"He'll call you back as soon as he's had his coffee."

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

"Let's go, boys - those Christians aren't going to devour themselves."

"It's the bottom of the ninth, with two outs and bases loaded, and you're in the batter's box doing situps for some reason."

"Sometimes it's best just to brick them up into their cubicles."

Self Actualizer

"Instead of just sitting around, why don't you kids go out and co-opt some black culture?"

"How far is two pounds from here?"

"I use Miu Miu purple leather boots for my motivation."

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

"The fact that you've rolled up your sleeves since our last talk has been noted, Parminger. However, there's still something I'd like to discuss with you."

"This fish has forced me to confront all the things I did wrong with my last fish."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"I'm going to go home, turn on a kung-fu movie, and get my life in order."

"Care for a job around the park, Sid?"