"Me? I'm just here for the babes."
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opera, operas, operetta, operettas, musical, musicals, toy soldier, toy soldiers, babes in toyland, toyland, babe, babes, toy, toys, double meaning, double meanings, christmas, christmas movie, christmas movies, christmas film, christmas films, motivate, motivates, motivation, motivations, motivating, entrance, entrances, play, plays, playhouse, playhouses, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "
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blood pressure, pessimism, pessimist, pessimists, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, newspaper, newspapers, newspaper subscription, newspaper subscriptions, subscribe, subscribes, subscribing, motivation, motivations, motivating, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, glass half empty, news, stress, stresses, stressing, stressed out, frightened, frightening, bad news"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."
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flower, flowers, gift, gifts, guilt, guilty, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, spouse, spouses, unfaithfulness, lilies, lily, florist, florists, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, vase, vases, apology, apologies, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, problem, problems"Good morning. I'm Craig Nisbet, and I'm trying to meet women."
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meet women, meeting women, pickup artist, pickup artists, ulterior motive, ulterior motives, motive, motives, motivation, motivations, motivating, chat up women, chat up, chats up, chatting up, political campaign, political campaigns, politician, politicians, pamphlet, pamphlets, harass, harasses, harassing, harassment, solicitor, solicitors, soliciting, solicitationA man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.
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treadmill, treadmills, exercise, exercises, exercising, home gym, home gyms, gym, gyms, exercise equipment, hot coal, hot coals, burn, burns, burning, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating, burned, burnt, move, moves, moving, unmotivated, motivation technique, motivation techniques, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, run, runs, running, walk, walks, walking, jog, jogs, jogging"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."
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carrot, carrots, carrot and stick, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivating force, motivating forces, coffee, morning coffee, morning, mornings, night owl, night owls, donkey, donkeys, ass, asses, mule, mules, plough, ploughs, ploughing, jump start, jump starts, jump starting"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."
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chinese, cheat, cheats, cheating, international competition, international competitions, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, train, trains, training, training method, training methods, unconventional, unorthodox, race, races, racing, hurry, hurries, hurrying, shark, sharks"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
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apologize, apologizes, apologizing, mess, messes, messy, bar, barns, barnyard, barnyards, sod, sod house, sod houses, prairie, prairies, move, moves, moving, move house, moving house, home, homes, farmer, farmers, farming, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassing, embarrass, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, unkempt, real estate, hillbilly, hillbillies, impetus, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating"Tallyho!"
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fox, foxes, fox hunt, fox hunts, fox hunting, fox hunter, fox hunters, rally, rallies, rallying cry, rallying cries, motivation, motivate, motivating, predator, predators, prey, fox den, fox dens, taunt, taunts, taunting, fear, fears, greatest fear, greatest fears, hunter, hunters"He'll call you back as soon as he's had his coffee."
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coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeinated drink, caffeinated drinks, coffee addict, coffee addicts, coffee addiction, caffeine addict, caffeine addicts, caffeine addiction, couple, couples, husbadn and wife, husbands and wives, pick me up, pick-me-up, energise, energising, energize, energizing, puddle, puddles, morning coffee, morning coffee, waking up, wake up, morning, mornings, monday, modays, motivate, motivation, motivations, motivating, invigorate, invigorating, invigoration, night owl, night owls, morning person, morning people"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."
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rich, riches, incentive, incentives, robin hood, thief, thieves, thieving, merry men, merry man, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, incentive, incentives, tax structure, tax structures, tax burden, tax burdens, overtax, overtaxed, overtaxing, help, helps, helping, help the poor, helps the poor, helping the poor, tax incentive, tax incentives, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivation"Let's go, boys - those Christians aren't going to devour themselves."
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christian, christians, lion, lions, fed to the lions, workday, workday schedule, workday schedules, motivate, motivates, motivation, motivations, motivating, gladiator, gladiators, arena, arenas, persecute, persecuted, persecution, religious minority, religious minorities, daily grind, daily grinds"It's the bottom of the ninth, with two outs and bases loaded, and you're in the batter's box doing situps for some reason."
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sport, sports, fan, fans, baseball, player, players, athlete, athletes, bottom of the ninth, ninth inning, ninth innings, outs, bases loaded, batter, batters, batter's box, sit-up, sit-ups, situp, situps, gym, gyms, fitness club, fitness clubs, health club, health clubs, fitness centre, fitness centres, fitness center, fitness centers, exercise, fitness, exercising, working out, personal trainer, personal trainers, trainer, trainers, personal training, training, motivation, motivating"Sometimes it's best just to brick them up into their cubicles."
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cubicle, cubicles, brick up, bricks up, bricking up, poe, edgar allan poe, cask of amontillado, wall up, walls up, walling up, wall off, walls off, walling off, corporate culture, corporate overlord, corporate overlords, dehumanise, dehumanises, dehumanising, dehumanize, dehumanizes, dehumanizing, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, worker, worker, workforce, workforces, work force, work forces, manager, managers, managementSelf Actualizer
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self-actualize, self-actualizing, self-actualizer, self-actualizers, self-actualization, self-actualise, self-actualiser, self-actualisers, self-actualisation, marionette, marionettes, puppet, puppets, free will, motivated, motivation, motivate, motivating, puppet master, puppet masters, control, self-control, be your own boss, being your own boss, puppeteer, puppeteers, puppeteering"Instead of just sitting around, why don't you kids go out and co-opt some black culture?"
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black culture, appropriate, appropriates, appropriating, appropriation, cultural appropriation, african american, african americans, gentrify, gentrifies, gentrifying, gentrification, steal, steals, stealing, co-opt, co-opts, co-opting, lazy, laziness, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivation, racial divide, racial division, racial divisions, cool, coolness"How far is two pounds from here?"
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walk, walks, walking, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, weight loss, workout, workouts, working out, couple, couples, tire, tires, tired out, tiring out, fitness, physical fitness, weight loss plan, weight loss plans, overweight, lazy, laziness, exhausted, exhaustion, distance, distances, diet, diets, dieting, motivation, motivations, motivating, motivate, motivates"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, failed writer, failed writers, writers block, writer's block, creative block, creative blocks, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, motivation, motivating, pep talk, pep talks, encouragement, encouraging"The fact that you've rolled up your sleeves since our last talk has been noted, Parminger. However, there's still something I'd like to discuss with you."
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roll up your sleeves, rolling up your sleeves, faux pas, fashion faux pas, fashion no-no, fashion dos, fashion don'ts, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, pep talk, pep talks, literal, literally, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, motivate, motivates, motivating, manager, managers, management"This fish has forced me to confront all the things I did wrong with my last fish."
"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.
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extracurricular, extracurricular activity, extracurricular activities, application, applications, dive, dives, diving, effort, put in effort, puts in effort, putting in effort, effort, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, softball, softball player, softball players, college, colleges, high school, university, dive, dives, diving, first base, outfield, outfielder, outfielders, defensive play, defensive plays, motivation, motivations, motivating"I'm going to go home, turn on a kung-fu movie, and get my life in order."
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kung fu, kung fu movie, kung fu movies, karate, martial arts, martial arts films, life change, life changes, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, vow, vows, goal, goals, plan, plans, planning, reset, resetting, change, changes, positive change, positive changes, slacker, slackers, slacking"Care for a job around the park, Sid?"
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man, men, shoe, shoes, footwear, sneakers, runners, trainers, running shoes, joggers, interactive, talking, speaking, jog, jogging, fitness, health, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, technology, fashion, style, encouragement, encouraging, personal trainer, personal trainers, personal training, exercise, motivation, motivating, modern life