Motivations Cartoons

"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"

"Thanks, Pop, but today's kids don't want money, they want leadership."

"It's definitely a change of tactics, but the over-all strategy remains the same."

"When I grow up, I want to work with the affluent."

"Me? I'm just here for the babes."

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

"Listen. It's at the quiet moments like this that you can actually hear the meter running."

"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."

"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."

"The dreams of avarice are coming back."

"Good morning. I'm Craig Nisbet, and I'm trying to meet women."

"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."

"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."

"Wouldn't you want it to end sooner if you knew we were planning a fantastic après-war party?"

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

"Why do you think you cross the road?"

"First, I did things for my parents' approval, then I did things for my parents' disapproval, and now I don't know why I do things."

How Cows Psych Themselves Up

"Harmon was shaving and his stomach fell into the sink."

"Lately, I've been thinking about becoming really good at something."

"And you wonder why people hate activist judges?"

"He'll call you back as soon as he's had his coffee."

"Let's go, boys - those Christians aren't going to devour themselves."

"Sometimes it's best just to brick them up into their cubicles."

"Sometimes I think you only married me because I lived next door!"