Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
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"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
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Kevin's Midlife Crisis Crisis.
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"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"
Tags:hell, hells, hell's, hell's angels, hells angels, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, niche, niches, group, groups, motorcycle, motorcyclist, motorbike, motorbikes, biker, bikers, transportation, car, cars, decal, decals, upgrade, upgrades, flame, flames, aesthetic, winter, winter sports, ice, ice rink, rink, hockey
"I thought it would be cool to have one, but now I just use it for storage."
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"Has anyone mentioned to you that I ride a Harley to work?"
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Going on a fox hunt.
"How was my day? Advancing issues led declines."
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"Please--if my wife still loved me, would she have let me buy this motorcycle?"
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A New Jacket
Tags:biker, bikers, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycles, motorcycle, motorcyclist, motorcyclists, biking jacket, biking jackets, hyper masculine, hypermasculine, hyper masculinity, hypermasculinity, toxic masculinity, leather jacket, leather jackets, bikers jacket, bikers jackets, macho men, men's outfitter, men's outfitters, mens outfitter, mens outfitters
"Snake, it's hot as hell - I rue the day we made wearing black our thing."
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You can never escape from stress because... the world is made up of only two kinds of people: those who ride motorcycles, and those who have to listen to the people riding them.
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"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."
"This is our loudest alarm, guaranteed to go off if any motorcycle comes within 200 yards of your parked car."
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"He's on a motorcycle!"