"On the other hand, it may bring in more visitors."
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"Here comes the really hard part!"
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"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
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"Wear a helmet."
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"It gets easier the second time."
"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."
"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."
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Sisyphus' baseball game
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"All I see is more trees."
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A man looks at the shape of some mountains in the distance and is reminded of a line graph.
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"From a man's point of view, do you think it's beautiful?"
"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
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"I'm on sabbatical."
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Sign saying "Entering God's Country: Next Secular Area 450 mi."
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"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
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"Great fall, Josh!"
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"To be frozen solid for a while on the north slope of Mt. Everest would, I occasionally feel, be a welcome change."
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"The fresh mountain air is starting to depress me."
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"As mountains go, this one is fairly yuppie."
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Sunrise on Mount Hibachi
"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."
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"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."
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"Don't forget to pay the cashier on your way down."
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"Hey pal, what I do above the tree line is my business and nobody else's."