"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
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"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."
Life is a bitch and then you die.
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"Because it's not there."
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"To be frozen solid for a while on the north slope of Mt. Everest would, I occasionally feel, be a welcome change."
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Mountain Climbing Yodeler
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An expedition to get ice for the party.
"I'm counting to three, pilgrim."
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We are here!
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The South Jersey climbing team attempts to climb Mount Laurel after successfully scaling both Mount Holly and Mount Ephraim.
"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."
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"You're not playing with the big boys, Ed, until you get yourself a Sherpa."
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"Want to know how many steps we took?"
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"Hold on a minute, Heidrick and Struggles is on the line."
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"Now, if all of you would do me the favor of arranging yourselves into a human pyramid, I will reenact my ascent of Everest."
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"I've got a gun, pilgrim."
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"But am I happy? Very."
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"How do I get down?"
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"I don't mean to dampen your enthusiasm, but your use of the phrase 'or die trying' is a tad unsettling."
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A pair of mountain climbers are hit with a flyswatter.
The Rat Maze
"Guess they didn't climb every mountain. . ."
An eagle feeds its chicks fries
"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"