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"Do you know a good taxidermist?"
A bowling ball reading in its living room; hunting trophies with mounted bowling pins are hanging on the wall behind it.
"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."
"Who cuts your mattes?"
"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."
"Mr. Barrington, the sins of your past are on lines one through six."