"But, seriously. . ."
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"Most of all, he'll be remembered for his irrepressible spirit."
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"Beuford was too old for a sexual frenzy."
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"I think Republicans and Democrats alike can agree that Frank Shustermann is dead."
"Harry insisted on doing everything himself."
"I don't want to remember her like this. I want to remember her for the mean thing she said in 1981."
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"That's the fourth husband she's put in the ground without any concern for what it's doing to the environment."
"We never say 'death'—we prefer 'deadness.' "
"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."
"I need to wait until the euphoria wears off before I start dating again."
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"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
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"Yoo-hoo! We're all waiting."
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"No, he didn't suffer. That's my only regret."
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"Later on, the buffet is going to be all the foods he wasn't allowed to eat."
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"She just loved baths, so, so much."
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"Eddie was a simple man and, in the end, an eminently practical one."
The president visits Toledo, Ohio, to pay his respects."
"He looks just the way he did in life."
"So sad - she had a facelift just three months ago."
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"He isn't dead yet."
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"He stayed sharp right up until the end."
"It's his first posthumous work."
"In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you advocate for a violent overthrow of the government."
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"You can't keep living in the past. Maybe it's time you started killing other people."
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"Trust me - he's going to a better place."