"But, seriously. . ."
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frenzy, frenzied, die, dies, dying, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, die too young, dying too young, dead too young, fantasy, lament, laments, lamenting, mourn, mourns, mourning, mourner, mourners, too old, die too old, dying too old, elderly, elder, elders, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens"I think Republicans and Democrats alike can agree that Frank Shustermann is dead."
"I don't want to remember her like this. I want to remember her for the mean thing she said in 1981."
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death, dead, burial, burials, memorial, memorials, funeral, funerals, burial service, burial services, memorial service, memorial services, funeral service, funeral services, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, grave, graves, marker, markers, mourner, mourners, mourning, grieving, bereaved, upgraded, upgrade, upgrades, first class, business class, travel, tourism, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, point, points, point card, point cards, heaven, after death, life after death, consumerism"We never say 'death'—we prefer 'deadness.' "
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death, dying, dead, mourn, mourning, mourner, mourners, bereavement, bereaved, grieve, grieving, deceased, decease, mortality, mortal, funeral, funerals, funeral parlor, funeral parlour, funeral home, mortuary, burial, burials, phrasing, choice of words"No, it's my husband that's expired. Is his credit card still good?"
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death, dead, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, dead husband, dead husbands, widow, widows, mourning, mourner, mourners, grieving, bereaved, expired, expiry date, expiry dates, money, credit card, credit cards, shopping, shopper, shoppers, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes, black humor, black humour, dark humour, dark humor, consumerism, retail"No wonder we could get tickets."
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theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, stage, stages, auditorium, auditoriums, play, plays, show, shows, performance, performances, audience, entertainment, death, funeral, funerals, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, mourning, mourner, mourners, grief, grieving, widow, widows, crying, ticket, tickets, bad play, bad plays, bad performance, bad performances, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, good acting, good actor, good actors, good actress, good actress, realistic"Mother wouldn't want us to feel sad - she'd want us to feel guilty."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, memorial service, memorial services, memorial, memorials, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, eulogy, eulogies, speech, speeches, bereaved, mourning, mourner, mourners, grieving, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, daughter, daughters, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, mother-daughter relationships, family, families, feeling, feelings, emotion, emotions, emotional, guilt, guilty, sad, sadness, condolences, mental health"Sure. Unless, of course, he's in doggie Hell."
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underworld, griever, grievers, grieving, grief, kid, kids, mourning, mourner, mourners, pet, pets, family life, family-life, family pet, family pets, dog, dogs, canine, canines, doggie heaven, doggie afterlife, afterlife, afterlives, afterworld, after world, comfort, comforting, comforts, grave, graves, uncomforting, un-comforting, dad, dads, kid, kids, sorrow"They suspect foul play."
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foul play, murder, murders, crime, crimes, coffin, coffins, obvious, smother, smothered, strangle, asphyxiate, strangled, strangles, smothers, pillow, pillows, funeral, funerals, funeral parlor, mourning, mourners, mourner, suspect, crime, crimes, criminal, death, deaths, die, died, dying, suspicious death, suspicious deaths"Yoo-hoo! We're all waiting."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, widow, widows, dead husband, dead husbands, grieving, bereaved, mourning, mourner, mourners, family, condolences, hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, wrong room, lost, too late, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, excuse, excuses"Who needs a Popsicle to help cheer things along?"
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, family, families, mourner, mourners, bereaved, grieving, mourning, sad, sadness, cheer, cheering up, cheerful, ice cream, ice lolly, ice lollies, vendor, vendors, salesman, salesmen, cart, carts, inappropriate, bad timing, rude, well-meaningAll You Need To Know: Somebody Else's Fault/Their Own Fault/Nobody's Fault.
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grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, gravestone, gravestones, tombstone, tombstones, tomb, tombs, cemetery, cemeteries, cause of death, deaths, blame game, blame games, blame-game, blame-games, mourner, mourners, mourning, fault, rip, r.i.p."He loved the outdoors."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, pallbearer, pallbearers, mourner, mourners, mourning, grieving, bereaved, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, nature, natural"This ham bone did not have much meat on it by the time I met it, but it tasted of meat, and for that I am eternally grateful."
"One more - Billy wasn't crying."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, burial, burials, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, modern funerals, family, families, mourner, mourners, bereaved, grieving, crying, sad, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, photographer, photographers, selfie, selfies, family portrait, family portraits, family photo, family photos, picture, pictures, millennial, millennials, modern life"Later on, the buffet is going to be all the foods he wasn't allowed to eat."
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