"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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"No one comes close to him for sound bites!"
How About a Kiss?
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"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."
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"You folks ready to order?"
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"Jonah! When did you get out?"
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"My bouche was not amused."
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"Well, I guess if breathing through your mouth has kept you alive this far..."
Smiley Face Dentures
"Your Honor, has anyone ever told you what a wry, sensuous mouth you have?"
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His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'
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(Hey! Great chops!)
"Sharon, if we can fit another mirror in there it will look like his teeth go on forever."
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"Something this big."
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An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth
A woman jumps over a giant mouth